Kiddo Quotes

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This page will contain various quotes from my 2 toddlers school-aged children.  You’d be surprised with some of the things that come out of their mouth on a daily basis.  I know I am.

 

Update 10/21/11:  Wow!  Obviously, I haven’t updated this page in quite some time.  I promise to get back into the groove with the Quote updates.  I no longer have 2 toddlers, I have 2 school-agers now…

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“I Quit, Mommy!  *arms crossed*”  Gabby (mad) after I told her it was time to come inside the house.

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Me:  “Owen, do you want ham for dinner?”

Owen:  “YAY!”

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6/1/08

Gabby:  Where did you come from?

Rich:  The moon!

Gabby:  Wooooooooow.

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Owen:  (trying to count) “1 2 3 2 3 2 3 2 3”

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Gabby:  “Daddy!  You have big boobies.”  teee hee heee

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Me:  “Gabby, tell Daddy he needs to take a shower, because he’s stinky!”

Gabby:  “Daddy, take a shower you smell like a skunk!”

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Gabby:  “I want to go to IHOP!”

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Me:  Owen, what’s the puppy’s name? (I’m trying to teach him how to say Trumpy’s name properly instead of calling him “Puppy” all of the time)

Owen:  Krunky!

Me:  No, its “TRUMPY”.  Say TRUMPY.

Owen:  Crunchy!

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Gabby: “That’s the normal high. And that’s the normal low.”  (Meteorologist in Training)

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Gabby: “I HATE YOU!”

Me: “Good, then my job here is done!”

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10/11/11

Today Gabby told her van driver that I would beat up the tooth fairy if she didn’t stop at our house.

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Gabby (to Owen): “She doesn’t like you!”

Owen: “I don’t care!”

Ahhhh. At least someone around here has inherited my genes (Owen)

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The Great Chicken Nugget Debate of 2011

Gabby: “Chicken sticks are for lunch”

Me: “They are prob like chicken nuggets.”

Gabby: “THEY ARE STICKS!”

Me: “Nuggets in a stick format!!!”

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09/05/12
Last night a waitress told my daughter that she should become a model when she grows up. She told the waitress she’d rather be an archeologist.

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10/12/12
The vice president debate has nothing on my two kids debating in the car about who needs a hearing aide. It went something like this…

Owen: Gabby, Mommy said I can sit in the front until the bus comes, we said we can take turns!

Gabby: I didn’t hear that. Owen: Because you weren’t here. You were on the bus.

Gabby: I didn’t hear it.

Owen: YOU NEED A HEARING AIDE.

Gabby: NO YOU NEED A HEARING AIDE.

Owen: I can hear JUST FINE.

Gabby: I didn’t hear it.

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2 Comments

  1. CJ Says: April 29, 2008 6:52 pm

    great quotes!

  2. Harold Says: June 4, 2008 8:04 pm

    I should lend you “Will and Abe’s Guide to the Universe” by Matt Groening. All of hise Life In Hell cartoons featuring things his two sons said over the years. Keep collecting those quotes! Maybe you’ll find a way of making the fruit of your loins pay for themselves!

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