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DIESEL LOUD

By M Davies   /     Jul 12, 2005  /     Misc/Crap, Quotes, The Pre-Dooce File  /     0 Comment

There used to be a weird kid at my Vo-Tech School. I'm not really sure what his real name was, but we always referred to him as "DIESEL LOUD". The reason for this is he would blow up milk cartons until they are filled with air, put them on the ground and then stomp on them. Usually they would pop really loud and he'd go "YO THAT WAS A DIESEL LOUD NOISE!" Don't ask me why he did this, because I have no idea, but it was funny as hell to witness. Now when you hear something very loud you too can say "That was Diesel Loud!" and be cool like me. (Ok, maybe not)

There was a quote that was in the bottom of my friend Nicole's email that I liked, so I want to share it: "To be nobody but myself-in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else – means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight, and never stop fighting." ~ E.E. Cummings

Happy Tuesday. Don't get hit by a diesel truck.

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And the smoking policy states…

By M Davies   /     Jun 22, 2005  /     Quotes, The Pre-Dooce File  /     0 Comment

Q: Can I use smokeless tobacco products during working hours?

A: Yes. However, judgment must be used based on your work location. The rights of the non-tobacco user will always take precedence. Under no circumstances will employees leave tobacco waste anywhere except appropriate waste receptacles.

…but I re-wrote it to this:

Q: Can I use smokeless tobacco products during working hours?

A: Yes. However, judgment must be used based on your work location. The rights of the your co-workers to make fun of you and call you a redneck will always take precedence. Under no circumstances will employees leave tobacco waste anywhere except appropriate waste receptacles subject to beheading by Iraqi rebel forces at our discression.

Much better if you ask me.

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