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Odd Google Whacks, August 2012

By M Davies   /     Aug 26, 2012  /     Google Whacks, Hilarity  /     1 Comment

I haven’t done this in a while, but there’s been some strange shit I need to comment on….and that is how people have been Googling for my blog.

 

Search Terms for 30 days ending 2012-08-26 (Summarized)

2012-07-27 to Today

(Search Term / Google Whacks #)

 

Barbies Baby / Barbie with Baby / Barbies of Wyoming / Drunk Barbie / Barbie’s Baby / Barbie Baby / Barbie ve Ken / Barbie Having A Baby / NEPA Barbies / NEPA Barbie / Dallas Barbies / Gangsta Barbie = 30

I have a post from 2007 that answers all of your questions about Barbie and Northeast PA – http://www.mhryvnak.net/blog/?p=17

 

encrypted_search_terms = 28

I was intrigued about what this actually meant.  Is the FBI and Secret Service after me?  No, it’s a WordPress thing..  Read this article:  http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/what-is-encrypted_search_terms-in-top-searches

 

What Does Exclamation Mark On Dashboard = 4

It means that shit is about to blow up any minute.  Kidding.  I don’t know what it means.  For me, it meant that my tire pressure was low.  I would recommend contacting a mechanic or Googling your specific car model to figure out what’s going on.

 

George Gumpert = 4

Don’t let good friends slip through your fingers.

 

WNEP Pocono Newsroom = 3

I don’t work there, but I hear it’s a lovely place.

 

Shitty Harriet Carter Type Shoes = 3

Invest your money in a pair of Nikes or Reeboks.

 

Wacky Wednesday Hot Dog Pictures = 2

I hate hot dogs, if you landed here looking for them, click your back button.  You will not find any lips and assholes on this blog.

 

I traded in my car for a golf cart = 2

Hopefully, you are referring to a Fiat and not an actual Go-Cart.

 

Santa Thong = 1

Wild thing, I think I love you.

 

www.harrietcarter.com/sextoys = 1

Um……….

 

Jeff Lamana = 1

Dear friend, read more about him here:  http://www.probaseballcentral.com/remembering-jeff/

 

 

To wrap up this post, if you are looking for sex toys or dead people.  According to Google, you’ve reached the right place.

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