I haven’t done this in a while, but there’s been some strange shit I need to comment on….and that is how people have been Googling for my blog.
Search Terms for 30 days ending 2012-08-26 (Summarized)
2012-07-27 to Today
(Search Term / Google Whacks #)
Barbies Baby / Barbie with Baby / Barbies of Wyoming / Drunk Barbie / Barbie’s Baby / Barbie Baby / Barbie ve Ken / Barbie Having A Baby / NEPA Barbies / NEPA Barbie / Dallas Barbies / Gangsta Barbie = 30
I have a post from 2007 that answers all of your questions about Barbie and Northeast PA – http://www.mhryvnak.net/blog/?p=17
encrypted_search_terms = 28
I was intrigued about what this actually meant. Is the FBI and Secret Service after me? No, it’s a WordPress thing.. Read this article: http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/what-is-encrypted_search_terms-in-top-searches
What Does Exclamation Mark On Dashboard = 4
It means that shit is about to blow up any minute. Kidding. I don’t know what it means. For me, it meant that my tire pressure was low. I would recommend contacting a mechanic or Googling your specific car model to figure out what’s going on.
George Gumpert = 4
WNEP Pocono Newsroom = 3
I don’t work there, but I hear it’s a lovely place.
Shitty Harriet Carter Type Shoes = 3
Invest your money in a pair of Nikes or Reeboks.
Wacky Wednesday Hot Dog Pictures = 2
I hate hot dogs, if you landed here looking for them, click your back button. You will not find any lips and assholes on this blog.
I traded in my car for a golf cart = 2
Hopefully, you are referring to a Fiat and not an actual Go-Cart.
Santa Thong = 1
Wild thing, I think I love you.
www.harrietcarter.com/sextoys = 1
Jeff Lamana = 1
Dear friend, read more about him here: http://www.probaseballcentral.com/remembering-jeff/
To wrap up this post, if you are looking for sex toys or dead people. According to Google, you’ve reached the right place.