Toddler Quotes
This page will contain various quotes from my 2 toddlers. You’d be surprised with some of the things that come out of their mouth on a daily basis. I know I am.
"I Quit, Mommy! *arms crossed*" Gabby (mad) after I told her it was time to come inside the house.
Me: "Owen, do you want ham for dinner?"
Owen: "YAY!"
6/1/08
Gabby: Where did you come from?
Rich: The moon!
Gabby: Wooooooooow.
Owen: (trying to count) "1 2 3 2 3 2 3 2 3"
Gabby: "Daddy! You have big boobies." teee hee heee
Me: "Gabby, tell Daddy he needs to take a shower, because he’s stinky!"
Gabby: "Daddy, take a shower you smell like a skunk!"
Gabby: "I want to go to IHOP!"
Me: Owen, what’s the puppy’s name? (I’m trying to teach him how to say Trumpy’s name properly instead of calling him "Puppy" all of the time)
Owen: Krunky!
Me: No, its "TRUMPY". Say TRUMPY.
Owen: Crunchy!
M Davies on April 20th 2008
CJ responded on 29 Apr 2008 at 6:52 pm #
great quotes!
Harold responded on 04 Jun 2008 at 8:04 pm #
I should lend you “Will and Abe’s Guide to the Universe” by Matt Groening. All of hise Life In Hell cartoons featuring things his two sons said over the years. Keep collecting those quotes! Maybe you’ll find a way of making the fruit of your loins pay for themselves!