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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-25

Rich put River City Ransom on the wii which is connected to the big screen. After the morning chores are done, you know where to find me. #
I made taco dip and I have pork chops in the crock pot. Now I'm playing River City ransom. Btw, Stone Hands and Dragon Feet FTW! #
@FSEnterprises @FSEnterprises Ummmm the pasteurization? in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises Name sounds so nice, I tweeted it twice, LOL in reply to FSEnterprises #
Shit My Grandmother Says: "I have to piss like a race horse". #
I like some song by Coldplay. SOME. That does not make me a sellout. Right? #
Snow last week, 60s this week. I think mother nature has bipolar disorder. #
I'm at near Lee Park Ave & Regina St – http://bkite.com/228pf #
I did have to scrape my windshield this morning. If by scrape you mean use the windshield wipers while turning on the dash vent full blast. #
Cube chatter: All the guys in the department as a group decided to stop shaving & grow goatees. Insanity? Hallucination? You be the judge. #
@FSEnterprises good choice for #musicmonday in reply to FSEnterprises #
Healthy Lunch: Ham & Cheese Sandwich, Ice Water, Carrot Sticks, and Ritz Bitz Peanut Butter Sandwiches #
I could tweet about how I was stuck behind a student driver the entire way down 29 at rush hour. But nope. Not going there. #
Motivational Quote Tuesday: "Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss it you will land among the stars." — Les Brown #
Im at Kraft Foods. – http://bkite.com/22buc #
At least we are inconsistantly consistant. #
I give an E for Effort to @CitizensVoice & @TLnews for their creative use of football terminology about the Pioneers being SIDELINED in 2010 #
LADY BUG INVASION!!!! #
@webster107 gov't cheese! in reply to webster107 #
That does it. Where's the vacuum? I'll make them an endangered species in one fell swoop. #
@FSEnterprises if they bother my son they bother me! in reply to FSEnterprises #
My life can be summarized by 1 Seinfeld quote. "Yeah well the jerk store called and they're running OUT OF YOU." #
Jai guru deva om. #
I think I'm going to have ramen noodles for breakfast. #
I love the crunch crunch of dead lady bug carcasses under my feet in the early morning dew. #
Shhhhh! The old man is asleep. http://twitpic.com/md5vc #
I, for one, welcome our new lady bug overlords. #
JQB is on the phone! Yay! #
Hey hey hey. Recycling Thursday. #
So I actually dreamt about lady bugs last night. They are starting to control my thoughts. #
I'm at Kraft Foods. – http://bkite.com/22iis #
Fire Drill today. What kind of company warns their companies of it a week in advance? Kraft Foods that's who. No element of surprise here. #
Welp. My afternoon is ruined. Huge bag of change stolen out of my desk. I hope you have a blast eating from the dollar menu fucker. #
En route to Nord End Wilkes-Barre. #
Beating dells with sledgehammers since 1980 EST #
Home. Another long day. #
RT @IanMaffett: Apple – Get a Mac – TV Ads – Broken Promises http://bit.ly/dxW2E >> Windows ME may quite possibly be the worst OS ever. #
Crashing. #
Ugh. Woke up late. #
Hang nail season is back and in full effect. Time to break out the Burt's Bees cuticle balm. #
Prelim #FF @dizzyjco @SignWerks @splatnuk @sillybeggar @summerberetsky @NeilBytes @meganeherring @JQAdams_MHS @dooce @agirlsgottaspa #
Well here I am. I hope eveyone doesn't mind that I'm wearing socks and sandals. #
#FF faves. @donnatalarico @e_man @ejacqui @FSEnterprises @gmFunkd @jasonpercival @lucysky @meredithelaine @PeterParker_PA @TranceJen @clint #
Once again the invisible magic wife fairy comes to the rescue with taking out the garbage. #
@gmFunkd Thanks for the #FF ~ Yuengling has a Twitter? This is news to me in reply to gmFunkd #
The next person who calls me a "cougar" is getting castrated. Check your facts people: http://tinyurl.com/94pej I got a few years to go. #
Well its official. The "new" facebook sucks. It only takes about 20 minutes for the news feed to load. #
I am moderately disturbed that this lunch meat is smiling at me http://twitpic.com/msu7c #
Once again I fail at everything. #
@FSEnterprises easier said than done. in reply to FSEnterprises #
@meredithelaine Not to throw salt in an open wound, but guess who's on the cover of the TV Guide this week… in reply to meredithelaine #
Just seen a commercial for Windows 7 "A Billion Ideas"?!?! That's rich! More like a billion ways to f*** it up! #
Owen woke up with a problem this morning. I'll give you a hint it was in his pants and it wasn't a toaster. Sigh. He's soaking in the tub. #
Foodfellas #oneletteroffmovies (watched it last night) #
You've got Fail #oneletteroffmovies #
Checking out my TweetStats! http://tweetstats.com/graphs/mhryvnak #
Checking out the awesome HashCloud at TweetStats! http://bit.ly/p4DIA #
I guess I'm showing my age. I asked Gabby where her Gameboy was, and she said "What's a gameboy?" PARDONA MOI, I mean DS! #

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M Davies on October 25th 2009 in Twitter

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-18

Ok. So kind of a weird thing. I was cleaning the bird cage and there were 2 eggs in the bottom of the cage. We only have 1 bird. WTF? #
@lucysky I'm googling it now. Since we've got the bird we thought it was a male. Apparently its a female! She had us fooled! in reply to lucysky #
I'm going with immaculate eggception. #
I'm at Redner's. – http://bkite.com/21lo5 #
Fighting with MS Excel at 10pm is like trying to figure out how the cockatiel laid eggs by herself. It just doesn't make sense. #
@FSEnterprises Piles and piles of snow in reply to FSEnterprises #
I'm John Wayne at the first Thanksgiving. #
TCOB #
@TranceJen the migraines and excessive bleeding do it for me! in reply to TranceJen #
It's 5:33 and I'm still in my jammies. #win #
Ok so everyone is watching the football game I take it? At least @e_man @bnoss and @darthmacgyver are anyway. #
I am cleaning my bathroom and getting ready at the same time. Next on deck. Loading the dishwasher. Again. Then work. #
@FSEnterprises figured as much. in reply to FSEnterprises #
God. Remind me never to not pluck my eyebrows for an extended period of time. I'm starting to develop a unibrow. Which is so attractive! #
No coffee yet. #
Going to Katana for lunch. Change of pace. Kinda. #
If Excel 2007 railroads me one more time today. Just one more…. Curtains! #
I'm done. I'm so done right now. #
Start -> Shut Down -> Shut Down. I've had enough of Microshit today. Time to switch back to Mac. Eye is twitching. #
I'm at Timbers @ Mo Sun – http://bkite.com/21qrn #
"You're here for Leadership of America. Hang on let me check.". Yeah. That. #
@FSEnterprises bite your tongue! in reply to FSEnterprises #
Long. Ass. Day. #
@GlobalScranton Great song! in reply to GlobalScranton #
Kurt Aaron just muttered the 4 letter "S" word. No not shit. SNOW. Please restrain me so I don't jump through the Airwaves and kick his ass. #
@GlobalScranton For reals. in reply to GlobalScranton #
If someone could go and get ready for me that would be great. I can't move. Too comfy. #
So am I reading this right? A couple of inches of snow tomorrow??? http://www.wnep.com/weather/7dayforecast/ #
Yes. I keep a screw driver at my desk. #
@FSEnterprises I thought your Grandmother was sick though? in reply to FSEnterprises #
I'm at near Bronson Rd & Mooretown Rd – http://bkite.com/21txv #
Chip meet shoulder. Shoulder meet Chip. #
Winter Storm Watch? Da frick? #heyna #
Leaving the Food Pantry. En route to Kraft. #
RT @ejacqui: I would really like to just pull a Balloon Boy and hide for like an hour. #
Thank god for The Office, yoga pants and miller lite. #
@akziggy yummmm!!! in reply to akziggy #
Completely exhausted. TGIF #
Last night we were watching an old episode of Pop Up video and Culture Club came on. Gabby called Boy George a "very pretty cowgirl". #
#FF @BreakerBoyDrums @breakerbrew @circlesonsquare @DiGiornoPizza @FrontierCorp @GWBChamber @kraftfoods @mspoconodowns @postsecret @The570 #
More #FF @dooce @DougCurrin @e_man @EFX @ejacqui @FSEnterprises @georgegumpert @GlobalScranton @gmFunkd @Heyarnold007 @jasonpercival @bnoss #
Ok one more #FF @_steviewonder @darthmacgyver @donnatalarico @clint @clickwir @lucysky @meredithelaine @NeilBytes @PeterParker_PA @TranceJen #
@FSEnterprises Sweet Treat in Kingston. If it's open in reply to FSEnterprises #
Currier and Ives can take a long walk off of a short pier. #
@FSEnterprises Yes Really in reply to FSEnterprises #
@TranceJen do you need some cheese with your whine … *ahem* wine. in reply to TranceJen #
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know who is going to like you and who is going to spit in your face. #
@meredithelaine awesome. I'm there! in reply to meredithelaine #
Twitter lists. Balloon Boy. Apple Store being down. *yawn*. Slow news week. #
@FSEnterprises my manager @yeraClienaD has already found a #balloonboy game online. Oh and btw, everyone else #FF @yeraClienaD in reply to FSEnterprises #
Awoken by the garbage truck. And Gabby. #
And what is this I am reading about getting 4 inches of snow!!!! Complete and total crap. #
So I'm thinking for Halloween Gabby = Angel, Owen = Devil. I'm such an #evilmommy dressing my kids in themes. #
Back home. I can't describe how pleasant it is to deal with the employees of Party City. #
I'm smiling and I don't even know why. Oh wait. Yes I do. #
Snow in the elevations about 1500 ft. Sweet Valley is about 1300 ft. Does that count for anything? #
@FSEnterprises Well I can use the baseball sized hail to kill the locusts off at least. I just have to work on my aim. in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises VERY funny. in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises I think the Dow just dropped 40 points after hearing that pick up line. in reply to FSEnterprises #
Is there a way to view who you follow easily with TweetDeck? I'm lazy and don't feel like loading the Twitter website. #
@FSEnterprises Got it. Thanks in reply to FSEnterprises #
@bnoss its all that ice you chew on! in reply to bnoss #
Definitely getting sick. Break out the pedialyte. #
I'll see you one glass of pedialyte and a tall glass of ice. Yes. There's an app for that. #
@bnoss I'm going to stick an app where the sun don't shine in about 5 seconds. in reply to bnoss #
RT @TLnews: Sheriff: Charges will be filed in balloon saga http://bit.ly/G1eaa >>> Best news I've heard all day. #
Awake, I have to go dig out my car from this huge nor'easter we got over night. And by nor'easter, I mean we got NOTHING. #

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M Davies on October 18th 2009 in Twitter

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-11

Heading back down to Hanover Twp to pick up the kiddos soon. #
Dying hair THEN Hanover Twp. I have more time than I initially thought. #
@FSEnterprises I see your blog URL is listed now. Want me to add you to NEPA Blogs? #
@FSEnterprises woot woot in reply to FSEnterprises #
@TranceJen Does he have a Jean jacket? He'll probably try to kill her in the woods when she's jogging. in reply to TranceJen #
@TranceJen oh snap. Damn those carnies and their rides. in reply to TranceJen #
Lunch: a carot and ramen noodles. I sound like one of those Lean Cuisine commercials. #
@TranceJen she shouldn't have called her sister. He probably ha the phone bugged!! in reply to TranceJen #
@TranceJen Cat is out of the bag!!!! in reply to TranceJen #
@ejacqui I feel your pain in reply to ejacqui #
@UNOlker @jasonpercival is #nepa 's resident iPhone expert. in reply to UNOlker #
@jasonpercival You helped me, so that automatically qualifies you as expert. LOL in reply to jasonpercival #
@FSEnterprises Right here! in reply to FSEnterprises #
Can someone please tell me what the hell Bakugan is? My kids seem to know more than me. #
Ummmmmmm. Yeah. My family is officially fucked up. #
Rich: (watching the Steelers game) "Is this the fourth inning?" Seriously? #
@morebbqplease Hope everything is ok! in reply to morebbqplease #
Stuck in the Rte 11 clusterfuck. #
I'm at Kraft Foods – http://bkite.com/0czbf #
@GlobalScranton The Spanish Inquisition & The Larch #MontyPython in reply to GlobalScranton #
@GlobalScranton and the hide and go seek thing. #MontyPython #
@FSEnterprises I'm not sure, but I'm not even seeing you in my people near me in my BrightKite. What's your username on there? in reply to FSEnterprises #
@GlobalScranton Not yet, I'm sure the spam followers will start eventually in reply to GlobalScranton #
Hot child in the city. #musicmonday #
Called the drs @ 9am. No call back, called again @ 1pm still no call back. Good thing I'm not bleeding to death or anything. Oh wait I am. #
I also have the migraine from hell. I attribute this to the blood loss. #
You know you're insane when…you start repeating the names of Supermarket chains over and over yourself. #
RT @meredithelaine & @TranceJen: My ass is so big that ppl from the 'hood frequently yell, DAAAAAMN, White Girl got a ghetto booty! > ME 2 #
Doctor finally called back at 4:30, I was away from my desk until 5. Office closed at 5. FML #
@FSEnterprises Twitter has missed you. in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises I think I figured out your problem with Brightkite – see http://tinyurl.com/64c9gp in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises I exceed in awesomeness. in reply to FSEnterprises #
@RiversCuomo Definitely the men. in reply to RiversCuomo #
Male soap opera night is upon us once again #heroes #
@GlobalScranton @GlobalScranton To do it, to do it, to do it right child in reply to GlobalScranton #
@GlobalScranton The feelings that I feel……I know if I put my mind to it in reply to GlobalScranton #
Tues=Gabby Dr. Appt, work; Wed=work; Thur=Recycling/Gabby Dr. Appt; Fri=Gabby Dr. Appt; Sat=Habitat for Humanity; Sun=Cousins Baby shower. #
Off me before I off myself. /stressed #
Nodding offldskfjoirwthrtttttttzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz #
I can't decide whether you should live or die. Oh you'll probably go to heaven please don't hang your head and cry. #
1500 Tweets. w00t. #
@poetic Awesome! I hope you get it. I was there last week with LSWB. Very impressive place! in reply to poetic #
@poetic hmmm. Not sure who that was but Joe was there and I know he works there. Great guy btw. in reply to poetic #
@poetic Rainelli or something like that. in reply to poetic #
@TranceJen Your Mom. in reply to TranceJen #
@TranceJen What do I win? in reply to TranceJen #
@TranceJen awesome. does she bake? in reply to TranceJen #
@TranceJen well that just sucks. where can i get baked good on this all expenses paid trip? in reply to TranceJen #
Oh. My. Starry eyed surprise. #
Baseball >= Paint drying #
@GlobalScranton and @rainnwilson I would be willing to star in this show you speak of. #realhousewivesofnepa in reply to GlobalScranton #
I am all about the #heyna hash tag. I'm just sayin' #
@GlobalScranton #win in reply to GlobalScranton #
Dave "Lumberg" Brzegowski just tried to add me on Facebook. What the fucking shit. Are you kidding me? #
I should really fucking watch my potty mouth. /soap please #
@FSEnterprises You know it! in reply to FSEnterprises #
@GlobalScranton and @The570 it would be like Uncle Ted clearing out Miss Judy's joint bank account #nepa in reply to GlobalScranton #
Alarm went off I hit snooze (I think) and never heard it again. What gives? It's a conspiracy. #
@akziggy damn girl. What do they open up? in reply to akziggy #
Next up in my death pool: Elizabeth Taylor. #
@e_man it'll put hair on your chest! in reply to e_man #
It feels like a Cure kind of ride in this morning. #
Can't get on the 3g network? Completely unacceptable. #
@e_man I guess I should probably go and delete the one you are refering to. HAHA! in reply to e_man #
#Heyna hashtag makes a reappearance today in honor of National Pierogie Day http://www.pierogies.com/PierogyDay/ #
@webster107 I thought it was today! Dagnabbit. in reply to webster107 #
Had to go on a wild goose chase for a cup of coffee this morning Luckily I was able to find some. #
RT @paulguzek: 3G (and all data) is broken on #ATT in #NEPA — thank god its not just me!! #
This wind really blows. #
RT @georgegumpert: @mhryvnak That's it. Twitter Time-Out, five minutes. You. Corner. Now. ROTFL!! #
Unhappy. Having phone issues. #
Phone is working again. Thank god. #
@TranceJen Will there be beer? HAHA in reply to TranceJen #
@TranceJen Beer in Rehab. Now there's a concept. in reply to TranceJen #
@NeilBytes agreed. in reply to NeilBytes #
Recycling Thursday. FML #
The new traffic pattern off of exit 1 on the Cross Valley is an old guy standing in front of a stop sign waving you on when it's safe to go. #
It's nearly 8am and I'm not nearly caffeinated enough. #
And I keep saying nearly. #
Recycling dropped off. Now dropping off Gabby and Kraft ahoy! #
Somedays I feel like I work for the Department of Redundancy Department. #
Are we back online? Starting to get tweets again. #
I am ROTFL w/ these trending topics #whenTwitterWasDown #twitterisfrozen #
@PeterParker_PA is he on Twitter? I want to follow! in reply to PeterParker_PA #
Cnames and a meta refesh ftw. #
@NeilBytes she better not or imma smack the bitch upside her head. Oh wait. This isn't a reality TV show! in reply to NeilBytes #
I am counting down the minutes until the Jam wedding. #theoffice #
@UNOlker I am loling at the #wook Hashtag. Not into phish really but I do love me some Widespread Panic. Been to several shows! in reply to UNOlker #
@akziggy how's Dad? in reply to akziggy #
Just ask me the first thing that comes to your head. >> How big is it? #parksandrecreation #
I have to go to the wiz palace #parksandrecreation #
WHAT HAPPENS IN NIAGRA STAYS IN NIAGRA! #theoffice #
Backfire….ABORT. SHUT UP MICHAEL #theoffice #
OMFG. THREE WOLVES SHIRT #theoffice #
@NeilBytes while wearing dayglow mismatching clothes in reply to NeilBytes #
I'm calling it now….Pam's Mom & Michael hooking up. #theoffice #
Hmmmm…nope, this doesn't remind me of a youtube video. Not AT ALL. #theoffice #
TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU SO! #
Hey. I got a 3 day weekend coming up! #
Brightkite is back online. Yay! #
Someone start the good mood clock. Maybe i can make it through the entire day today #
I'm at Kraft Foods – http://bkite.com/21f0q #
#FollowFriday @circlesonsquare @globalscranton @peterparker_pa @agirllsgottaspa @unolker @e_man @fsenterprises @EFX @shitmydadsays @mlb217 #
@donnatalarico Thanks for the #FF love! #
Here comes Amos! #
@donnatalarico I've been listening to Motown all morning in reply to donnatalarico #
Wherein, it is the time in the week when I crawl up into the fetal position and start repeating the last 4 digits of SKUs over and over. #
"I'm going to inform you that I'm going to kick you in the face, and then I'm going to advise you to seek medical attention." –Kelvin #
I appreciate being tossed under a bus at 5pm on a Friday. Yes indeedy. #
Rich has been trying to do the turtle trick on level 3-1 for a long while bit #failing at it. Hahahahaha #
Turtle trick. Attempt 2 http://twitpic.com/kvwil #
Turtle trick. Attempt 3 http://twitpic.com/kvwtd #
#FF Funniest shit I've ever seen/read @_steviewonder and @shitmydadsays #
@bnoss There's nothing wrong with Hanson…..Or Wreckx-n-Effect in reply to bnoss #
@meredithelaine @trancejen @caffeinated_mom TERRIBLE, but its like witnessing a car crash. YOU. HAVE. TO. LOOK. #
@TranceJen #win in reply to TranceJen #
I propose we replace the "Mommy Blogger" stereotype with the "Mommy Tweeter" stereotype. All in favor say I. #
Blue Ridge Cable: FIX THE DIGITAL CHANNELS IN TUNKHANNOCK ALREADY. KTHXBAI @computerwise do you have any pull with this? #
I am awake. I seem to have lost my voice. Anyone know where I can find it? #
On my way to the habitat for humanity house in WBarre. Incommunicado until around 2pm. #
I'm at Wilkes-Barre, PA, United States – http://bkite.com/21i25 #
@FSEnterprises me too. Lol in reply to FSEnterprises #
I'm at Back Mountain, PA, United States – http://bkite.com/21ipb #
Back in the valley of the sweets. #
I want to go to TC Riley's. Like now. #
Drunken Redneck Volleyball has come out of hibernation. Expect shennanigans and hilarity to ensue. #
I'm sorry. Drunken redneck touch football. Duh. #
@FSEnterprises same here! in reply to FSEnterprises #
I'm at TC Riley's #brightkitefail #
Sometimes on Saturday nights I play disco music and pretend I'm the diva of the dance floor. This may or may not be one of those nights. #
@akziggy knows all about it because I told her. #
@FSEnterprises ring the alarm! in reply to FSEnterprises #
Sucks to be you Colorado! #
Going to be syncing and updating the iPhone firmware in a minute or two here. Please stand by. #
@FSEnterprises It says its only going to take 2 minutes, can't you stand for that long? in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises Yeah on second thought you might want to sit. Its now backing up my phone….this could take a while. in reply to FSEnterprises #
@johndawe I think your Myspace was hacked. #

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M Davies on October 11th 2009 in Twitter

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-04

@e_man If I was anywhere remotely in the neighborhood I would take you up on them. I've never been to a Pro Football game. Sounds awesome! in reply to e_man #
I think @trancejen caught @meredithelaine 's illness through twitter. #
All I want to eat for lunch is a plate of french fries. Is that so wrong? #
@meredithelaine me too, but its because I eat plates of French Fries for lunch!! in reply to meredithelaine #
Just watched Bridge to Terabithia. Sobbed like a baby. #
@akziggy That's where I got it my dear in reply to akziggy #
Following this recipe: http://tinyurl.com/ye3kl5w I'm a little wary about using Mayo on Turkey, but what the hell. #
@akziggy Yep, got BOGO on Coke Fridge Packs too in reply to akziggy #
@akziggy I also went and got 10 for 10 on Gatorade at SuperFoodtown. I went to 3 supermarkets + CVS yesterday lol in reply to akziggy #
@FSEnterprises Yes I do! I walk during lunch most days too. in reply to FSEnterprises #
@akziggy No, my grandmother was telling me about it though. I pass it when I take Gabby for her PT in reply to akziggy #
@ejacqui Something tells me that Willow and Gabby would get along real well. in reply to ejacqui #
@TranceJen I've had a gallon of Margaritas before, that should count for something, right? in reply to TranceJen #
Why are all of the flu's named after animals? Its like Animal Farm. #
I may or may not be suffering from the Noxen Sheep Flu #nepa #
@FSEnterprises Yeah its pretty baaaaaaaaaaaaahd. in reply to FSEnterprises #
#CrazyBitches <– Finally a trending topic about me! #
You will have fabulous parties because your birthday is on New Year's Eve #timetraveltwitter circa 12/31/1980 #
Looking forward to #animationdomination tonight. Yay for a new Family Guy!! #
@FSEnterprises Not yet. After dinner I think in reply to FSEnterprises #
I'm too warm to get up right now #
More Office Prank Photos posted to Flickr: http://www.flickr.com/photos/mhryvnak/sets/72157616977912150/ #
Today was a whirlwind. #
I'm at Barnes and Noble. – http://bkite.com/0clgk #
Dear interstate 81, FOFF. Srsly. Love & kisses, Michelle. #
Of course now I'm stuck behind a slow asshole on 29. With NY plates. #
What is so hard to understand about driving the speed limit!?!!!! #
@akziggy Turkey was good in reply to akziggy #
I unloaded 2 huge poster boards from the jeep, then reloaded with stuff to take to the SalVal in the AM. #
Then I pulled cornstalks out of the garden I'm going to decorate front porch w/ them. Brrrrrrr, so cold. Was outside in shorts & flip flops #
Now to read read read read and work work work, maybe maybe maybe. #
@akziggy Mine are free because I grew them myself in reply to akziggy #
Male soap opera night. Otherwise known as "Heroes". #
My cousin on my grandfather: "He used to tell me about fights he got into with other miners." Awesome! #
I want coffee. Now. Yesterday. Or perhaps last week. Oh dear. Starting to sound like my clients. #
It is my 1 year Kraft-iversary today! #
@FSEnterprises congrats to you too. That is ironic! I'll try to get you some peanuts. Lol. in reply to FSEnterprises #
"It was like when I moved from CA to NJ & the movers identified my piano as an item I couldn't live w/out" Quote from my last meeting. What? #
Me to Gabby: "Stop writing on your face w/ marker. Do you know what I'm gonna have to do to get that off? Scrub your face w/a Brillo pad!" #
ABC says you are 20x more likely to get in an accident while texting complete w/ demo. However, Florida plates were not factored in. #fail #
Tom Clark is such a nerd! #
Twitter is becoming like how it was when I first discovered Facebook over Myspace. #
@FSenterprises Happy Anniversary!! #
Wednesday already? #
Gabby: I love my sweater Mommy thank you for making it for me!! (I didn't make it). #
@FSEnterprises awww thank you! in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises HATE needles. HATE. in reply to FSEnterprises #
@gmFunkd nope. And I have a confession. I've never been to the Bloom fair in my entire life. in reply to gmFunkd #
I've been watching this series on National Parks all week on PBS. It's damn interesting. Don't judge me. #
@FSEnterprises *waves* any fainters at Wilkes today? in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises good thing I wasn't there. I would have started the domino effect! in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises no thanks. PASS!!! in reply to FSEnterprises #
@GlobalScranton my grandfather was in the CCC Camps during the flood of 1936 so it kind of interests me! in reply to GlobalScranton #
Up before the alarm. Keyed up to fight for my Leadership Wilkes-Barre project today. #
Crap. Forgot to setup an out of the office memo. #
@bnoss that sounds more like an FML than a "I hate it when" in reply to bnoss #
Point me in the direction of the caffeine. #
Traveling with deceased miners this morning, hope they don't mind my iPod selections. http://twitpic.com/jtkp2 #
Coffee acquired. Thank you Pump & Dump. #
I'm at Caremark for LSWB activities. Would post from Brightkite, but it's not working this morning for some reason. #
Thank god I'm not at work. Heard that the sunspots caused 2 co-workers mobos have been fried. #
Stress stress stress. On verge of hyperventilating. I will be ok. I will be ok. I will be ok. #
I'm at Rodano's. – http://bkite.com/0cqMa #
@FSEnterprises I'm here with Leadership Wilkes-Barre in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises eh. in reply to FSEnterprises #
Is full of #fail #
RT @GlobalScranton: @SignWerks You've been Twitter AWOL. >>>> I was just thinking about that this afternoon. Hope all is well. #
Shit and four is ten. #
Ugh so tired. Have to get moving to take Gabby to her appt. #
@webster107 so return it to it's RIGHTFUL owner in reply to webster107 #
@PeterParker_PA he's a keeper! Lol. J/K in reply to PeterParker_PA #
I'm at Kraft Foods. – http://bkite.com/0cs9T #
#FF @PeterParker_PA @ruth107 @webster107 @jasonpercival @fsenterprises @circlesonsquare @ejacqui @georgegumpert @johndawe @clint @mlb217 #
I'm at Mirakuya – http://bkite.com/0csHB #
@jasonpercival all that to parade down Lee Park Ave. What a PITA! in reply to jasonpercival #
On the couch, feet up. Not feeling so hot. #
@ejacqui What's the difference in upgrade pricing. I just got a text on my phone that says I'm eligible for an upgrade in reply to ejacqui #
RT @EFX: Good afternoon peeps! Man, I need like one more follower to break 300…small milestone! >>>>> Hey #NEPA, follow him!! #
Could I please just go through menopause right now? #
@FSEnterprises Better than dealing w/ cramps in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises Shoot me. Shoot me dead. in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises Heating pad and a stiff drink? in reply to FSEnterprises #
@PeterParker_PA TOO ADORABLE! in reply to PeterParker_PA #
Why yes, WebMD knows what is wrong with me. You got a problem with that? #
@FSEnterprises HAHAHA maybe. in reply to FSEnterprises #
@akziggy I think I have endometriosis. However @FSEnterprises thinks I'm nuts for self diagnosing myself with WebMD. My Mom had it though. in reply to akziggy #
@rainnwilson You are a fun ruiner! in reply to rainnwilson #
@jasonpercival and @shelitwits mine keep randomly shutting off, and the battery life in it is fine. Only since upgrading to OS 3.1 in reply to jasonpercival #
@akziggy BTW, totally mad at you for going to see the Roller Derby movie without me in reply to akziggy #
@akziggy Its all good, I was kidding in reply to akziggy #
@jasonpercival Sounds like a plan, will try it! in reply to jasonpercival #
Big Pens & Baby Pens are full of #win #
@fburnside We should hit a game one of these days. in reply to fburnside #
@FSEnterprises w00t w00t in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises Probably Seniors in the Lee Park Towers trying to rip off each other's Life Alert settlement. in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises I went there. Oh yes indeedy. in reply to FSEnterprises #
RT @FSEnterprises: http://twitpic.com/k717s – Yes.. This is why we live here! >>>> Photo via me #
@FSEnterprises Yes but the signs are bent over. in reply to FSEnterprises #
Night Tweeps. #