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• @fburnside I know where it is. But then again I am a Poconos gal myself. in reply to fburnside #
• And now for something completely different. Rain. #
• Using Audacity hacks to make free ringtones. #
• I forgot to add UNSUCCESSFULLY using Audacity hacks to make free ringtones. #
• Be afraid. Be very very afraid. #
• @akziggy YES! in reply to akziggy #
• Today was a win. I managed to stay in my pajamas all day long. #
• Is touring the facilities and picking up slack. #
• I collect rocks that look like potatoes. #
• Overheard: Owen: "Now look what you've done." Gabby: "Look what I've done? No, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE." #
• Watching Donnie Brasco. Fugghetaboutit #
• SW Yankees game after work with Mom, Ruckle and Pop. And it's not gonna rain! Third time is the charm. #
• Listenin' to Motown on Pandora. #
• WTF!!WQKLDSFSDF WHY DOESNT COPY AND PASTE WORK IN EXCEL. #
• Rebooting. For the twelveth time today. #
• I'm going to start refering to my excel reports in the third person. The Davies Reports are now ready. You're welcome. #
• At the SWB Yankees game – Photo: http://bkite.com/0bak7 #
• Mom: Do they have hot dogs here? Russell: No since Michael Vick is an Eagle now any food containing the word dog has been banned. #
• Russell: I wonder if the Moosic cops ever arrested anyone for playing their MOOSIC too loud. LOL. #
• Stuck in traffic near Avoca exit on 81. – http://bkite.com/0baCF #
• Hoping for no vasovagal episodes today. #
• She came into the bedroom window like a blue girl. Like a blue girl. Like a blue girl. #
• Recycling Thursday / Farmer's Market Thursday / Thursday before Pay Day #
• I'm at Lee Park Ave & Olive St, , PA 18706, United States – http://bkite.com/0bdtG #
• Every missing piece of me I can find in a melody. #
• Clusterfuck on 29 north. Should have taken Huntsville Rd or Rte 11. #nepa #traffic #
• Facebook 3.0 for iPhone rules! Now I can chat again without getting booted out of the app. #
• Would pay top dollar for someone to burn down the ragweed field adjacent to the Drunken Redneck Volleyball Team's house right about now. #
• Bloggers: remember the Friday Five?! That was fun to answer. I wonder if it still exists? #
• Try #2. Have to go back home for my checkbook. Swear I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached. #
• #FF @pepperjamceo @signwerks @breakerbrew @ruth107 @officetally @postsecret @sillybeggar @RiversCuomo @NeilBytes @DougCurrin @johndawe #
• More #FF: @IanMaffett @FSEnterprises @Fathercabbage @wkdr @TurkeyHillDairy @ChooseNEPA @PeterParker_PA @lovelylisting @GWBChamber @gmFunkd #
• Having wayyyyyy too much fun today. #
• At the end of the day there's nothing like yoga pants and a cold miller lite. #
• What a crappy day for a company picnic. At least the weather matches my mood today, so there's that. #
• @akziggy Knoebels. #
• Gabby and I have matching 'fros this morning. #
• At Knoebels – http://bkite.com/0biBF #
• Driving home from Knoebels now. Rainbow sighting! http://twitpic.com/fraua #
• I am totally hating on socks right now. #
• @akziggy Very fun, but VERY tiring. #
• Dear Java & Pogo, Can't we all just get along? Love & Kisses, Michelle #
• Coffee and cleaning. But where is the coffee? And who's doing the cleaning? #
• @jasonpercival Make some for me please. Make sure you get the chocolate covered kind from @signwerks while you're at it! in reply to jasonpercival #

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For the first time in SEVERAL years (at least since the Diaryland days) I’m answering this week’s Friday Five!

1. How’s your tolerance for alcohol?

Ok….as long as margaritas are NOT involved.

       2.  How’s your tolerance for noisy neighbors?

In Lee Park, I didn’t have any noisy neighbors so much as I had NOSEY neighbors.  Everytime I’d walk outside they were all up in my grill so-to-speak.  The "Dad" would sit on his front porch for HOURS at night and just stare.  At nothing in particular, but if I happened to walk outside he would stare at me.  It made me very uncomfortable.  In addition to the weirdness of him staring at me, his son "Brandon", would go out to his friends houses in the neighborhood to hang out/play/whatever.  Without fail, every single night, at 7PM the "Dad" would go out on to the back porch and do a wolf whistle and bellow out "BRANNNNNNDON!"  This would go on as long as it had to, until Brandon was walking in the front door.

In Sweet Valley, I have 3 neighbors that surround me.  The neighbors directly next door to me have no kids, but 2 horses.  They are quiet and older.  I’ve never lived so close to horses in my life.  Its amazing to walk outside of your house and see horses prancing around.  The neighbor across the road is hardly ever home.  Paul was related to the people that previously owned our house.  He’s a good guy, older gentleman, divorced and works odd hours.  Caddy corner from us, you have, what I like to refer to as, "Drunken Redneck Volleyball Team".  I’m not totally sure who these people are.  From my best guesstimate, its a bachelor pad that has parties every other weekend.  They’ve been known to play drunken volleyball, horseshoes, football outside at all hours of the night.  Also, they have sat outside playing bongos at 4am.  They also own about 12 dogs.  All of which come over and mall me everytime I take out the garbage.  I feel like Christmas Story, with the Bumpus dogs

       3.  How’s your tolerance for physical pain?

Depends on what it is.  I would prefer childbirth over going to the dentist.  I would prefer the dentist over going for blood work. 

       4.  How’s your tolerance for intolerant people?

I can tolerate them and their opinions, but it doesn’t mean that I have to accept them.

       5.  How’s your tolerance for bad music?

I hate Nickleback.  I hate cock rock.  Other than that I’m pretty tolerant.

• Troubleshooting my grandmother's printer through aim is worthy of a *head desk* #
• I'm at Super Foodtown – http://bkite.com/0aPdl #
• Some guy randomly walks up to me to tell me "She's not talking to me.". She was his wife and she looked pissed. WTF. Why? #
• Received a nasty gram in the mail from PTD saying that we exceeded our bandwidth limitation for July. They can suck it. #
• Bang bang bang on the door baby. Knock a little louder sugar. Um. No. Its 10 fucking 30. Go away. #
• Just call me Hobble Along Cassidy. #
• @akziggy Good luck on your test!! in reply to akziggy #
• I wish I could just make one person happy today. Just one. All of this jumping through hoops is making people jump down my throat. #
• Swimming at Grandma Davies. – http://bkite.com/0aSf8 #
• Trying to get motivated…. Leadership Wilkes-Barre meeting today @ 2pm. Still trying…. #
• And my husband left the sprinkler running. All night. Thank god we don't live in the city or my water bill would be through the roof. #
• Had enough. Calling the doctor at nine to find out what's going on with my bum leg. #
• I'm at Public Sq & E Market St, Wilkes-Barre, PA , United States – http://bkite.com/0aTNO #
• A random guy on the square walks up to me and tells me to smile because I am pretty enough. Downtown Wilkes-Barre oh how I've missed you!! #
• @TurkeyHillDairy 38 degrees Fahrenheit #THTrivia in reply to TurkeyHillDairy #
• Watching Flipping Out. Jeff rules. #
• Today I received 3 gold stars at work. Not one. Not two. But three. #
• RT @shelitwits: Nepa Bowling and Karaoke Tweetup: http://twtvite.com/zzdpzm #nepatweetup #
• Feeling like a traitor because I love Keebler fudge rings. #
• I like em big…cucumbers that is. http://twitpic.com/eiuzv #
• Kids are in bed. I'm going soon too. #
• Happy Anniversary @webster107 #
• Yep. I should totally be on the road right now, but I'm not. #
• If you have to SKU, SKU in this. #
• Some days its like, should I bother? Other days I'm bothered. And yet other days I just bother others. Oh bother. #
• I lost 6 lbs!! I need to keep this weight loss train a'rollin. #
• Watching Project Runway. I am disappointed in the ratio of gays to straights this year. #
• There's a moth flying against the ceiling. Click click click. Ugh. #
• #FollowFriday @fathercabbage @fsenterprises @lucysky @ruth107 @gmfunkd @darthmacgyver @ejacqui @e_man @donnatalarico @meredithelaine #
• is from the West Coast of Lee Park. #
• @Fathercabbage its @mhryvnak LOL that's ok, everyone messes it up in reply to Fathercabbage #
• Thanks for the FF love @FSEnterprises @Fathercabbage @lucysky @meredithelaine & @donnatalarico #
• Scrub scrub scrub the tub; make it shine and gleam; filthy dirty slimy grimy; soap scum makes me scream #
• Trying to get motivated to run to the store. Owen needs diapers. #
• Shenanigans come in a little box. #
• Dye dye my darling. #
• Mmmmmmm. Mmmmmmm. Maybe doing a Hanover twp shuffle tonight. That's what its all about. #
• Woken up at 2:30 by drunk hubby and friend. They want to cook food. Yeah this will end well. #
• Awake. Laying in bed for a little while longer. #
• "Pushy pushy the tushy" — The Wonder Pets #

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• Any of my Tweeps on Twitter want to connect on LinkedIn? DM me…. #
• @donnatalarico what about Ruth's Place? in reply to donnatalarico #
• I always feel like somebody's watching me….http://www.flickr.com/photos/mhryvnak/3804723075/ #
• I'm gonna fuck it up again, gonna do another detour. Unpave my past. If you want to make sense, whatcha lookin @ me for? I'm not good @ math #
• All the advice I shunned, and I ran Where they told me not to run, but I sure Had fun, so #
• Dude. I'm totally going to be hungover tomorrow. #
• Fuck you PTD #
• Ugh. Too humid. Can't sleep. #
• Still up. Still humid. #
• By the way, sorry about last night guys. Margaritas + Facebook = Bad Michelle. #
• I'm feeling a little batshit in the belfry this morning. #
• Pet Peeve #1: When someone comes over to tell you they just sent you an email. Doesn't that defeat the purpose of sending the email? #
• Pet Peeve #2: When someone comes over and holds an 8 hour conversation in your cubicle while you are trying to work. #
• Pet Peeve #3: When your real estate gives out your work number vs. cell phone number #
• I could go on, but you see how my day is going. #
• Mother frick and frack, its hot outside. #
• Hanover Township, Sweet Valley, Hanover Township, Sweet Valley #
• It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's my hair taking up residence in the outer stratosphere. #
• @akziggy I think your Twitter has been hacked. #
• @akziggy the last two of your tweets came over with Chinese characters. in reply to akziggy #
• Pediatric Associates ahoy! #
• I went to the Subway Drive Thru for lunch. She asked me if I wanted ice in my coke. No thanks, I wanted to drink it warm. #
• To summarize today: I feel like a pedestrian who walked into the middle of a five car pileup. #
• Happy Wednesday. Have a valium and a smile. #
• Seriously. Ow. Something is wrong with my right leg. I can barely walk on it. #
• Gabby is in her room asleep at 6 pm. Did I mention I live this new daycare?!? #
• Looks like Owen is my dinner date for tonight. #
• I think I've been stood up…. http://twitpic.com/do4fr #
• Is it weird that I'm insanely excited to see the Degrassi movie on The N this weekend? Probably. Do I care? Hell no. #
• SHIT! Recycling Thursday. Well there goes my chance at having a good day. #
• Brought diapers with me for Owen for daycare. I totally forgot to drop them off. They are still in my car. Ugh #
• Who else can say they sit next to an unknown comic under a blanket. #
• More More More. Faster Faster Faster. Now Now Now. #
• And for my next impersonation….Velma Dinkley. Except instead of losing my glasses, I lose my keys. #
• I'm at Lee Park Ave & Olive St, , PA 18706, United States – http://bkite.com/0aIeS #
• 9 Tweets away from the big 1k. Er. Make that 8 tweets now. #
• @akziggy yep, fed and showered and in bed. relaxing after a rough day. in reply to akziggy #
• TGIPD (Thank god its pay day) #
• Coffee with Kristi is always so awkward. #
• At the doctor's with Gabby. God I hope it's over soon. #
• I'm in the mood to hear Motown songs after this waiting room music. #
• I have Health Care Provider related tourettes syndrome. Ugh. #
• @DiGiornoPizza How about a DiGiornoPizza Tweetup #NEPA (Northeastern Pa) #
• And I'm sitting hoo-ome on a Friday night and I hope everything is gonna be alright. #katenashlyrics #
• I took out the garbage. Now I'm watching the Golden Girls. Don't judge. #
• Up at 4:30 on Saturday. Damn you internal alarm clock. Damn you right to hell! #
• Laundry, dishes, cleaning the bird cage and cutting the grass. Not necessarily in that order. #
• Can someone tell @johndawe that I don't know what THE Conference is?I know it's a conference, but what makes it "THE" Conference?! #
• @GlobalScranton I want to know!!!!! in reply to GlobalScranton #
• Time to vacuum. And dyson makes it a joy!!! #
• @johndawe yes. Ok. But what's it about? in reply to johndawe #
• @johndawe sounds interesting!!! Thanks for the info in reply to johndawe #
• Baby frog…. Or is it a toad? http://twitpic.com/dzyvy #
• Cranky. I need a nap. #
• Getting ready to go to John & Cathy's OMGWTFBBQ #
• Jesus h. I leave for a few hours and drunken redneck volleyball team is in full effect. There better be no bongos involved tonight. #
• Awake. I was eaten alive by skeeters last night. #

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• Procrastination is for ….. um ….. I'll think of something better to write for a status update later. #
• Holy crap. Hulu has She-Ra full episodes. Well now I know what I'm doing for the rest of the day. #
• Owen just called Gabby "a very naughty engine". #
• Highly irritated. Highly highly irritated. #
• /needs a pedicure. My feet could scare away small children. Where can I go that's open on Sunday? #NEPA #
• Thinks the pedicurists are talking trash about me, in Chinese. #
• Mom called. She turned her PC on & it went "POOF" & smelled of fire. She wants to know if it can be fixed. How can I say this gently? NO. #
• Is watching the Next Food Network Star….a.k.a. We'll Give A Show to Anyone Who is Desperate Enough #
• Ok, I'm going to bed. New daycare in the AM, plus dropping crap off at MIL's and putting out grass clippings at Lee Park. #
• Good morning tweeps! I'm up bright and early for a change. #
• Kids at new daycare. Grass clippings out. Stuff dropped off at MIL's. Anyone else need anything done while I'm on a roll? #
• I think I expect to much out of people. I need to lower my standards. #
• Gabby: *Says ABCs* Gabby's New Teacher: Very good on saying your ABCs Gabby. Gabby: I didn't say it, Dora did. (She was holding a Dora Doll) #
• And it begins. #
• is hungry like the wolf. #
• Putting meatballs in the crockpot for later. Oh yeah, and where's the coffee??? #
• Crack that whip… #
• I'm seriously annoyed right now. #
• Things I've had thrown at my head this morning: Paper Clips, Rubber Bands, Pink and Blue Balloons. I'm going to bite someone's head off. #
• Excel has given me carpel tunnel syndrome and made me blind today. I blame Bill Gates for this. #
• In the market for tomato stakes, going to Ace Hardware. #
• At home, going to stake the tomato plants. I was thinking about maybe washing my jeep too. #
• I srsly hate the wonder pets. #
• Be kind to me, or treat me mean. I'll make the most of it I'm an extraordinary machine. #
• I love when my macbook and iPhone conspire to have their batteries die at the same time. I need to escape the magnetic forcefield. #
• It's @rhryvnak 's birthday today!! Happy Birthday Ruckle (the sock monster) #
• Who needs to think when your feet just go. #
• Congrats @jasonpercival for winning the @TurkeyHillDairy trivia contest!! #
• Insert you own "insert your own" witty status update here. I'm too tired. #
• I was about to be like Wtf, why is my phone on the edge network,but then I remembered I disabled wifi. Then I lol'ed. #
• Quixotic me. #
• Brain wants to get up. Body wants to go back to bed. I am stuck in the middle of this stalemate. #
• Someone has pranked me again!!! (deflated balloon in my hand sanitizer) http://twitpic.com/cyu5e #
• Twitter down now too? Oh noez! #
• Why is it that I get stuck behind every slow asshole on 29? #
• Dear Lake Silkworth; Your decoy cop car and speed trap does not fool me. At least setup an inflatble guy inside like Jackson Twp does. #
• #FF @mashable @lucysky @shelitwits @webster107 @clickwir @wilw @donnatalarico @darthmacgyver @DougCurrin @johndawe @PeterParker_PA @gmFunkd #
• Correction: Posting to Twitter from #Firefox = Fail. Posting to Twitter from #Safari = Win. #
• At the communications seminar. Fun stuff. #
• I'm at I- 476 & Northern Blvd, , PA , United States – http://bkite.com/0atpL #
• Its been a long ass day, most of which the battery in my iPhone died. I'm shaking from the withdrawls. #
• Anyone know of a place I can buy play money in #NEPA It's a long story. No Walmart or AC Moore, already checked there. #
• She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine. #ididnotkillbillymays #
• Is anyone using Firefox on a Mac that can't post to Twitter? Safari works fine. #
• Mac OS X V 10.5.8 // Firefox V 3.0.13 (am also using the Firebug plugin) #
• I'm bored but yet don't feel like doing anything. Driving all day has wiped me out. #
• /needs a neck massage #
• Day 2: Still can't post to Twitter from Firefox. So I'm going to whine about it some more if that's ok with everyone. #
• There's something I'm looking for, but can't find. My Project Norway Shirt. I want to take a pic of the logo and use it for the new fb group #
• I think I'm going to start a new business. I'll rent myself out as a wedding date cheap so that I can do the Cha Cha Slide. #
• Gabby: "This banana looks like a Chrysalis." What?!?!?! I had to look it up on wikipedia to see what she was talking about. #
• Going to vaccuum out the Jeep and also windex the windows. It's way bad. #
• Reorganizing Owen's room and closet to make room for the train table. I want my living room back. #
• The glider that was in Gabby's room, which was moved to Owen's room, is now in the living room. I'm gliding in it, web & channel surfing #
• There's actually a gospel music channel on Blue Ridge. WHY? #
• Oh my cod, I've got a splitting Haddock. (Watching Julia Child make fish on WLVT) Bon Appétit! #
• Good night tweeps! #
• *Yawn* *Stretch* #
• Hey! FF and Twiter is working now. Yayyyyy! #

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• Was hoping to wake up to the smell of breakfast cooking. Instead, woke up to the sound of snoring. #fail #
• RT @ScrantnWBAlerts: …A FLOOD WATCH IS IN EFFECT FOR MUCH OF NORTHEASTERN PENNSYLVANIA http://bit.ly/4Kv5A #
• Fell back asleep and woke up again. Still no breakfast. #

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