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Evidently Chickentown

By M Davies   /     Jul 25, 2014  /     Hilarity, NEPA  /     1 Comment

In the news this week, Northeast PA was rated as the most unhappy place to be in the United States.  I can’t help but to think it’s due to the restrictive rules of raising chickens in these here parts.  In writing this blog post, I found myself asking which came first the chicken or the outrage.

 

Editor:

Have you ever eaten farm fresh chicken eggs? They’re delicious! Eggs in general are a great source of protein and vitamin D and when consumed in moderation do not pose a threat to your cholesterol, but rather help to keep your good cholesterol at a healthy level. Eggs are all-natural and provide one of the highest quality proteins of any food available.

Wouldn’t it be great to just pop on out to the coop and collect a few of these healthy little buggers from your very own chickens? Unfortunately, due to an ordinance that is in need of revision, Luzerne County residents don’t have that privilege. Urban and suburban areas in hundreds of cities allow backyard chickens as part of promoting healthy eating and lifestyle choices. Many see it as being along the same lines as backyard gardening. I say, let them have chickens!

Amber Williams

Wilkes-Barre Township

With the influx in the chicken population you can be darned certain that there will be fowl play.  Just ask the “Chicken Wing Bandit”.

 

Officers said they tried to speak with Cebula, but he appeared highly intoxicated and told them he was “the Chicken Wing Bandit,”

Officials speculate that allowing chickens to roam the streets will cause violent rioting among residents in the region….oh wait….IT’S ALREADY HAPPENING.  RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

 

Scranton police arrested a man and woman Wednesday for fighting on a street corner, though the man implicated a chicken for causing his injuries.

Keep the bloody racket down, this is bloody chickentown.

 

That’s all I have to crow about for the moment.  Enough with the groans, there’s no need to be cocky.

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Fly to Jaboobia – A #NEPA Social Experiment

By M Davies   /     Jul 24, 2014  /     NEPA  /     0 Comment

A few weeks ago, I received an email message from a complete stranger asking for help finding the source of a “NEPA” saying.  I figured that I would be able to easily find the saying in the CoalSpeak Dictionary, but that wasn’t the case.  Really wanting to help out the guy, I turned to social media to (hopefully) find my answer.   Here’s the original email message:

 

Greetings from North Dakota!

My wife grew up in Wilkes-Barre (1956-1974).    When her mother felt flustered, she might say that she felt like she was going to “fly to Jaboobia” (spelling conjectural).

Over the years we’ve wondered where on earth that expression came from.  It didn’t seem likely that my wife’s mom would have invented it.  Was it perhaps from a movie?  Was it an expression used by other people in Wilkes-Barre?  (Mom lived all her life in Wilkes-Barre and rarely got farther away than neighboring communities.)

I wondered if you, or contacts whom you may have, know the origin of “I felt like I was going to fly to Jaboobia!” as an expression to use when it was all getting to be too much.

Thanks!

(Mr.) Dale Nelson Associate Professor of English Mayville (ND) State University

So what exactly does “fly to Jaboobia” mean?  To the Interwebs, Batman!

 

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I posted the email message to the “You know you’re from NEPA (Wyoming Valley, Wilkes-Barre)when..” group on Facebook to see if anyone had the answer to Mr. Nelson’s question.  Much to my surprise, I received 10 likes and 31 comments to my posting! Here are some of the more popular ones…

 

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Other variations that were offered up include:  zaboodie, lower japricka, zababoonie, Jaboobiland, and Jaboogy Beach.  It seems as though every family had a different variation of the word, but essentially they all translate to the same thing….a place far far away.   Although no one was quite sure of the exact origin, the most likely explanation was based on old radio showscomic strips, a location in Africa or a placeholder name.  This doesn’t exactly answer Mr. Nelson’s question, but it should get him started on the right path.

 

Did your Mom ever want to send you to a real or imaginary place far far away and if so, what did she call it?  Leave me a message in the comments!

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