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By M Davies   /     Jun 13, 2009  /     Annoyances, I hate my neighbors, NEPA, The Squirrel Bastard  /  

Dear Walmart in W-Barre,

What the hell? Seriously. Isn't it enough I already conceded to going to your store vs. Target or Kmart or anywhere else where I'd have an ounce of dignity left? Now I have to deal with your crappy remodeling? Dog food where the diapers used to be? WTF! Not cool. Not cool at all.


Dear scumbag neighbors in Lee Park,

Fuck you. That is all. I am aware that YOU are the ones that are calling the Hanover Township Code Enforcement Officers on us. Have fun trying to collect that payoff you were expecting on the "Cash for Kids scam lawsuit". I'm sure your welfare check will cover your lawyer expenses until you get your payoff. If you kept your legs together this wouldn't have been an issue.

 

Dear tourists camping in Ricketts Glen,

Stop getting into accidents on 415 and 118.

 

Dear Detroit Red Wings Fans,

Booing? Really? You all suck. Pittsburgh was the better team and you know it. Its too bad none of your fans will be able to afford tickets to games next year as half of your fans work for GM or Chrysler.


Dear Squirrel.

STOP EATING THE BIRD FOOD OUT OF THE FEEDER.  The next purchase I make will be for a bb gun and bb's.  YOUR ASS IS MINE!!!!!

 

I'll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

About M Davies

Hi! My name is Michelle and I’m the sassy author of this blog. I also am a wife, mother, sister, daughter, contributor at NEPA Blogs, 1/3 of NEPA BlogCon and work behind-the-scenes in local TV.

One Comment

  1. Harold Says: June 14, 2009 7:05 am

    Powdered cayenne pepper, mixed with the bird seed. (Miix it in the feeder using a tamping rod or stick.) The birds won’t notice. The squirrel will.

    Don’t rub your eyes after using this stuff. Trust me on this.

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