Well something bit me on my right foot in a few different spots. I’m so itchy right now and the toe next to my pinky toe is swollen roughly up to the size of a carrot. And it huuuuuuuurts to walk on. I would take some benedryl or something but I have to go out and I don’t want to fall asleep behind the wheel, so I guess I’ll just suffer for now.
I used the Bug Stick on the area and I just about went through the roof because of the ammonia in it. It still itches, damnit.
And no, I’m not taking a picture of it. Not because I don’t want to gross you out, but because I’m embarrassed of my ugly feet.
Update: The exterminator has been called and now we are waiting for a callback to setup an appointment. This is outta control.