From the 4/12/08 Times Leader Police Blotter:
"Charges are pending against a 34-year-old man who allegedly impersonated a public servant at Sheetz on Wilkes-Barre Township Boulevard early Wednesday morning.
Thomas George Burns, of Wilkes-Barre, is accused of eating two Slim Jim beef snacks without paying. When he was confronted by employees, he became disorderly and claimed he was a Luzerne County sheriff deputy, police said.
Burns will be charged with impersonating a public servant, disorderly conduct and retail theft, police said."
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