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Enough with the complaints already!

By M Davies   /     Nov 16, 2007  /     Mommyhood  /     1 Comment

Here’s my impression of my daughter today:

  • “My boo boo hurts.”
  • “I getting so very sick.”
  • “My butt hurts.”
  • “Where is pony hair?”
  • “My foot hurts.”
  • “I’ve got funny boobies.”
  • “I need cough medicine.”
  • “I getting so very hungry.”
  • “Put on something for MEEEEEEE.” (meaning a TV show)

Every five minutes or so there is a new complaint coming out of her mouth.  She is starting to sound like me.  AHHHH!!!  I wish she’d just shut up for five minutes.  Just five minutes of no talking, that’s all I want. 

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Nepa Barbie

By M Davies   /     Nov 16, 2007  /     NEPA  /     3 Comments

This came to me in an email foward a while ago.  I did not create it, but I will say that whoever did create this, is a GENIUS.  It was the funniest email I’ve seen in quite some time.  Enjoy — Michelle


Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Wyoming Valley market:

“Dallas Barbie” This princess Barbie is sold only on Public Square in Center City. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.



“Poconos Barbie” Recently moved from New York City.

The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Still goes back to NYC for Drs. appt, shopping, bakery, pizza, wedding, funerals.

Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.



“Wilkes Barre Barbie”

This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) unless you are a cop, then we don’t know what you are talking about.




“Bear Creek Barbie”

This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Closeted Ken and Private School Skipper. You won’t be able to afford any of them.


Sweet Valley Barbie”

This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken’s butt when she is drunk.

Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.


Beaumont Barbie”

This tobacco-chewing, brassy -haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Ravenna Barbie’s house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.


“Mountaintop Barbie”

This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Highland Square Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.


Plymouth Barbie”

This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very  difficult to find since the addition of the infant.


Kingston Ken”

This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on parts.




“Edwardsville Barbie”

She jus look in’ for all three of her baby daddies. Set comes with baby Nieshia and baby Twanna.



“Noxen Barbie”

Look at the picture….need we say more? Pabst Blue Ribbon sold separately.

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