- Waking up late.
- Opening Gabby’s door this morning to find she stripped naked and then peed on her floor.
- Rich not bothering to take out the dog or the yard waste this morning before he left.
- Having to unload 2 boxes of shit from desk out of my jeep at 7am this morning.
- The South Main Street traffic fuckage due to the fire over the weekend.
- Nearly getting into an accident because no one knows the difference between the turning lanes from the straight lanes on South Washington Street.
- Realizing my tank was on E before even getting out of Wilkes-Barre, then spending 40 dollars to fill it.
- Driving in and realizing I’m going to have to pack more shit when I get to my desk. (7 years of personal FX)
- Finally sitting down at my desk at 9:15am.
Thank god I was able to stop for a coffee at least. Now screw you guys, I’m going to the gym.