How depressing is your life that you have to rob a Dollar Store to get money?
I could just imagine the person that shares a jail cell with this guy. The conversation would go something like this:
Dollar Store Robber: "What are you in for?"
Other Criminal: "Murdering someone, what about you?"
Dollar Store Robber: "I robbed a Dollar General. I made off with two fifty."
Other Criminal: "$250, that's not bad!"
Dollar Store Robber: "No not $250, two dollars and fifty cents."
At least have some respect for yourself and rob a Turkey Hill or a Liquor Store.