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By M Davies   /     May 06, 2006  /     NEPA, The Pre-Dooce File  /     0 Comment

How depressing is your life that you have to rob a Dollar Store to get money?


I could just imagine the person that shares a jail cell with this guy.  The conversation would go something like this:

Dollar Store Robber:  "What are you in for?"

Other Criminal:  "Murdering someone, what about you?"

Dollar Store Robber:  "I robbed a Dollar General.  I made off with two fifty."

Other Criminal:  "$250, that's not bad!"

Dollar Store Robber:  "No not $250, two dollars and fifty cents."

At least have some respect for yourself and rob a Turkey Hill or a Liquor Store.

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