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By M Davies   /     Jun 22, 2005  /     Annoyances, Family, The Pre-Dooce File  /     0 Comment

I think I may be one of the few that isn't drooling over the opportunity to go see Dave Matthews Band at Montage Mountain today. I don't have tickets, nor do I want them, and if I came across a set I'd sell them. I hate…no that isn't even a strong enough word… I LOATHE DMB. There I said it, and it feels good get it off of my chest. Why do I hate DMB so much you may ask? Well I'll tell ya. I hate their music, it sounds like corporate rock to me. I think they are sellouts, and there is also this. If I wanted to see a real jam band, I'd go see Widespread Panic, Gallactics, Gov't Mule or hell….even Rat Dog.

I'll step off my soap box long enough to show you this….

This picture was taken in my Grandmother's yard. You know you are official white trash when you have a toilet in your yard with flowers coming out of it. Sorry Gram 🙁 I love you, but that looks horrible, please lord let someone steal it and smash it or something.

Michelle "not going to DMB Concert" Davies

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And the smoking policy states…

By M Davies   /     Jun 22, 2005  /     Quotes, The Pre-Dooce File  /     0 Comment

Q: Can I use smokeless tobacco products during working hours?

A: Yes. However, judgment must be used based on your work location. The rights of the non-tobacco user will always take precedence. Under no circumstances will employees leave tobacco waste anywhere except appropriate waste receptacles.

…but I re-wrote it to this:

Q: Can I use smokeless tobacco products during working hours?

A: Yes. However, judgment must be used based on your work location. The rights of the your co-workers to make fun of you and call you a redneck will always take precedence. Under no circumstances will employees leave tobacco waste anywhere except appropriate waste receptacles subject to beheading by Iraqi rebel forces at our discression.

Much better if you ask me.

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