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By M Davies   /     Apr 29, 2005  /     Technology Hates Me, The Pre-Dooce File  /     0 Comment

I got this beauty today, along with 4 suspect attachments (none of which I opened). Yes, I may have an epix email address, but I have an IQ and pulse.

"Habits; they become your character. Watch your character for it will. Step I have made has been taken in spite of it. All national. American value. The political tactics of division and slander are not. Because only if youve been in the deepest valley can you ever know. Life-destroying activity. Lack of charisma can be fatal. Last, but not. Disbeliever is the omnipotence of God because of the Holocaust. But. Flitting and fluttering around, happy with himself and doing as he. Thousand small uncaring ways. Life is tale told by an idiot, full of. Sheep one must, above all, be a sheep. In some instances its better. Roots agitation is the only hope. Great spirits have always found. Right. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to. Believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you. Manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome. Many an opportunity is. And bad. People are either charming or tedious. It is amazing what you. When we do act like one you howl American imperialism. Make up your. Sheep one must, above all, be a sheep. In some instances its better. Dangerous of all subversions. It is the one un-American act that could. A way to stay honest. Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak. Frightening than when they are convinced beyond doubt that they are. Through the day, to work, to spend time with your lvoed ones, to. Off the current promo."

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Motorcycles

By M Davies   /     Apr 21, 2005  /     Misc/Crap, The Pre-Dooce File  /     0 Comment

I think I figured out the deal with motorcycles. Recently (within the last few years) PA changed a law that now states that you don't have to wear a helmet when you ride a motorcycle if you don't want to. Ok, 2 words. Population Control. I think they are encouraging people to go out, drive like a maniac so they'll get killed. Further proof of this was Wed when I was pulling into the parking garage from South Main Street (making a right). There was a black dude on a motorcycle behind me and as I was stopping to make the turn into the parking garage (I don't usually like to take turns at 45mph) he pulls up not even 3 inches from my back bumper. Then if that wasn't bad enough, I was going to make the turn, but I see him driving. He drove around me on the right hand side onto the sidewalk! (Remember I was making a right). I would have turned right into him if I didn't catch that. And if I didn't, I bet you the accident would have been my fault.

Someone at work today was saying that they made a shirt that says "Bring PENNDOT to the Promised Lands". That is wrong on so many levels that it saddens me.

And to the bitch that was screaming at Customer Service at Lowes today (in the door department): the customer might always be right, but that does not give you a one way ticket to bitchville. Grow up and act your fucking age. Or, if you are having a real problem take it to a manager or the BBB. Don't sit in the middle of Lowe's where there very well could be children and start screaming and cursing because the reps are doing their jobs.

My new favorite word is Gestapo. If I don't like the way someone is being (unfair or just miserable in general) I will call them the GESTAPO. You could very well be reading this now. You may be the gestapo. In case you don't know, the word GESTAPO originates back to WWII. You can read more about it here. Gestapo, brought to you by the letters F and U.

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