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By M Davies   /     Jan 12, 2005  /     Misc/Crap, The Pre-Dooce File  /     0 Comment

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By M Davies   /     Jan 12, 2005  /     Technology Hates Me, The Pre-Dooce File  /     0 Comment

Awhile ago I thought it would be cool to get on as many mailings for reports and mailing lists for work as possible. I thought that getting as much work email as possible would make me seem more important. Man, do I feel like a jackass. Everyday I get about 100 or so UPS tracking numbers for equipment going out to customers. Each tracking number generates a separate email, so in addition to the 100+ spam email messages I get per day, I also get these 100+ UPS tracking numbers for people I don't give a damn about anymore because I'm no longer employed in tech support and am on maternity leave. I have tried to filter these tracking numbers on the email server level to no avail. I also tried creating several filters in Outlook to move these messages to the trash. No matter what I try I keep getting these damn UPS tracking number emails. Piece of fucking shit.

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