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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-25

Rich put River City Ransom on the wii which is connected to the big screen. After the morning chores are done, you know where to find me. #
I made taco dip and I have pork chops in the crock pot. Now I'm playing River City ransom. Btw, Stone Hands and Dragon Feet FTW! #
@FSEnterprises @FSEnterprises Ummmm the pasteurization? in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises Name sounds so nice, I tweeted it twice, LOL in reply to FSEnterprises #
Shit My Grandmother Says: "I have to piss like a race horse". #
I like some song by Coldplay. SOME. That does not make me a sellout. Right? #
Snow last week, 60s this week. I think mother nature has bipolar disorder. #
I'm at near Lee Park Ave & Regina St – http://bkite.com/228pf #
I did have to scrape my windshield this morning. If by scrape you mean use the windshield wipers while turning on the dash vent full blast. #
Cube chatter: All the guys in the department as a group decided to stop shaving & grow goatees. Insanity? Hallucination? You be the judge. #
@FSEnterprises good choice for #musicmonday in reply to FSEnterprises #
Healthy Lunch: Ham & Cheese Sandwich, Ice Water, Carrot Sticks, and Ritz Bitz Peanut Butter Sandwiches #
I could tweet about how I was stuck behind a student driver the entire way down 29 at rush hour. But nope. Not going there. #
Motivational Quote Tuesday: "Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss it you will land among the stars." — Les Brown #
Im at Kraft Foods. – http://bkite.com/22buc #
At least we are inconsistantly consistant. #
I give an E for Effort to @CitizensVoice & @TLnews for their creative use of football terminology about the Pioneers being SIDELINED in 2010 #
LADY BUG INVASION!!!! #
@webster107 gov't cheese! in reply to webster107 #
That does it. Where's the vacuum? I'll make them an endangered species in one fell swoop. #
@FSEnterprises if they bother my son they bother me! in reply to FSEnterprises #
My life can be summarized by 1 Seinfeld quote. "Yeah well the jerk store called and they're running OUT OF YOU." #
Jai guru deva om. #
I think I'm going to have ramen noodles for breakfast. #
I love the crunch crunch of dead lady bug carcasses under my feet in the early morning dew. #
Shhhhh! The old man is asleep. http://twitpic.com/md5vc #
I, for one, welcome our new lady bug overlords. #
JQB is on the phone! Yay! #
Hey hey hey. Recycling Thursday. #
So I actually dreamt about lady bugs last night. They are starting to control my thoughts. #
I'm at Kraft Foods. – http://bkite.com/22iis #
Fire Drill today. What kind of company warns their companies of it a week in advance? Kraft Foods that's who. No element of surprise here. #
Welp. My afternoon is ruined. Huge bag of change stolen out of my desk. I hope you have a blast eating from the dollar menu fucker. #
En route to Nord End Wilkes-Barre. #
Beating dells with sledgehammers since 1980 EST #
Home. Another long day. #
RT @IanMaffett: Apple – Get a Mac – TV Ads – Broken Promises http://bit.ly/dxW2E >> Windows ME may quite possibly be the worst OS ever. #
Crashing. #
Ugh. Woke up late. #
Hang nail season is back and in full effect. Time to break out the Burt's Bees cuticle balm. #
Prelim #FF @dizzyjco @SignWerks @splatnuk @sillybeggar @summerberetsky @NeilBytes @meganeherring @JQAdams_MHS @dooce @agirlsgottaspa #
Well here I am. I hope eveyone doesn't mind that I'm wearing socks and sandals. #
#FF faves. @donnatalarico @e_man @ejacqui @FSEnterprises @gmFunkd @jasonpercival @lucysky @meredithelaine @PeterParker_PA @TranceJen @clint #
Once again the invisible magic wife fairy comes to the rescue with taking out the garbage. #
@gmFunkd Thanks for the #FF ~ Yuengling has a Twitter? This is news to me in reply to gmFunkd #
The next person who calls me a "cougar" is getting castrated. Check your facts people: http://tinyurl.com/94pej I got a few years to go. #
Well its official. The "new" facebook sucks. It only takes about 20 minutes for the news feed to load. #
I am moderately disturbed that this lunch meat is smiling at me http://twitpic.com/msu7c #
Once again I fail at everything. #
@FSEnterprises easier said than done. in reply to FSEnterprises #
@meredithelaine Not to throw salt in an open wound, but guess who's on the cover of the TV Guide this week… in reply to meredithelaine #
Just seen a commercial for Windows 7 "A Billion Ideas"?!?! That's rich! More like a billion ways to f*** it up! #
Owen woke up with a problem this morning. I'll give you a hint it was in his pants and it wasn't a toaster. Sigh. He's soaking in the tub. #
Foodfellas #oneletteroffmovies (watched it last night) #
You've got Fail #oneletteroffmovies #
Checking out my TweetStats! http://tweetstats.com/graphs/mhryvnak #
Checking out the awesome HashCloud at TweetStats! http://bit.ly/p4DIA #
I guess I'm showing my age. I asked Gabby where her Gameboy was, and she said "What's a gameboy?" PARDONA MOI, I mean DS! #

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M Davies on October 25th 2009 in Twitter

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-18

Ok. So kind of a weird thing. I was cleaning the bird cage and there were 2 eggs in the bottom of the cage. We only have 1 bird. WTF? #
@lucysky I'm googling it now. Since we've got the bird we thought it was a male. Apparently its a female! She had us fooled! in reply to lucysky #
I'm going with immaculate eggception. #
I'm at Redner's. – http://bkite.com/21lo5 #
Fighting with MS Excel at 10pm is like trying to figure out how the cockatiel laid eggs by herself. It just doesn't make sense. #
@FSEnterprises Piles and piles of snow in reply to FSEnterprises #
I'm John Wayne at the first Thanksgiving. #
TCOB #
@TranceJen the migraines and excessive bleeding do it for me! in reply to TranceJen #
It's 5:33 and I'm still in my jammies. #win #
Ok so everyone is watching the football game I take it? At least @e_man @bnoss and @darthmacgyver are anyway. #
I am cleaning my bathroom and getting ready at the same time. Next on deck. Loading the dishwasher. Again. Then work. #
@FSEnterprises figured as much. in reply to FSEnterprises #
God. Remind me never to not pluck my eyebrows for an extended period of time. I'm starting to develop a unibrow. Which is so attractive! #
No coffee yet. #
Going to Katana for lunch. Change of pace. Kinda. #
If Excel 2007 railroads me one more time today. Just one more…. Curtains! #
I'm done. I'm so done right now. #
Start -> Shut Down -> Shut Down. I've had enough of Microshit today. Time to switch back to Mac. Eye is twitching. #
I'm at Timbers @ Mo Sun – http://bkite.com/21qrn #
"You're here for Leadership of America. Hang on let me check.". Yeah. That. #
@FSEnterprises bite your tongue! in reply to FSEnterprises #
Long. Ass. Day. #
@GlobalScranton Great song! in reply to GlobalScranton #
Kurt Aaron just muttered the 4 letter "S" word. No not shit. SNOW. Please restrain me so I don't jump through the Airwaves and kick his ass. #
@GlobalScranton For reals. in reply to GlobalScranton #
If someone could go and get ready for me that would be great. I can't move. Too comfy. #
So am I reading this right? A couple of inches of snow tomorrow??? http://www.wnep.com/weather/7dayforecast/ #
Yes. I keep a screw driver at my desk. #
@FSEnterprises I thought your Grandmother was sick though? in reply to FSEnterprises #
I'm at near Bronson Rd & Mooretown Rd – http://bkite.com/21txv #
Chip meet shoulder. Shoulder meet Chip. #
Winter Storm Watch? Da frick? #heyna #
Leaving the Food Pantry. En route to Kraft. #
RT @ejacqui: I would really like to just pull a Balloon Boy and hide for like an hour. #
Thank god for The Office, yoga pants and miller lite. #
@akziggy yummmm!!! in reply to akziggy #
Completely exhausted. TGIF #
Last night we were watching an old episode of Pop Up video and Culture Club came on. Gabby called Boy George a "very pretty cowgirl". #
#FF @BreakerBoyDrums @breakerbrew @circlesonsquare @DiGiornoPizza @FrontierCorp @GWBChamber @kraftfoods @mspoconodowns @postsecret @The570 #
More #FF @dooce @DougCurrin @e_man @EFX @ejacqui @FSEnterprises @georgegumpert @GlobalScranton @gmFunkd @Heyarnold007 @jasonpercival @bnoss #
Ok one more #FF @_steviewonder @darthmacgyver @donnatalarico @clint @clickwir @lucysky @meredithelaine @NeilBytes @PeterParker_PA @TranceJen #
@FSEnterprises Sweet Treat in Kingston. If it's open in reply to FSEnterprises #
Currier and Ives can take a long walk off of a short pier. #
@FSEnterprises Yes Really in reply to FSEnterprises #
@TranceJen do you need some cheese with your whine … *ahem* wine. in reply to TranceJen #
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know who is going to like you and who is going to spit in your face. #
@meredithelaine awesome. I'm there! in reply to meredithelaine #
Twitter lists. Balloon Boy. Apple Store being down. *yawn*. Slow news week. #
@FSEnterprises my manager @yeraClienaD has already found a #balloonboy game online. Oh and btw, everyone else #FF @yeraClienaD in reply to FSEnterprises #
Awoken by the garbage truck. And Gabby. #
And what is this I am reading about getting 4 inches of snow!!!! Complete and total crap. #
So I'm thinking for Halloween Gabby = Angel, Owen = Devil. I'm such an #evilmommy dressing my kids in themes. #
Back home. I can't describe how pleasant it is to deal with the employees of Party City. #
I'm smiling and I don't even know why. Oh wait. Yes I do. #
Snow in the elevations about 1500 ft. Sweet Valley is about 1300 ft. Does that count for anything? #
@FSEnterprises Well I can use the baseball sized hail to kill the locusts off at least. I just have to work on my aim. in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises VERY funny. in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises I think the Dow just dropped 40 points after hearing that pick up line. in reply to FSEnterprises #
Is there a way to view who you follow easily with TweetDeck? I'm lazy and don't feel like loading the Twitter website. #
@FSEnterprises Got it. Thanks in reply to FSEnterprises #
@bnoss its all that ice you chew on! in reply to bnoss #
Definitely getting sick. Break out the pedialyte. #
I'll see you one glass of pedialyte and a tall glass of ice. Yes. There's an app for that. #
@bnoss I'm going to stick an app where the sun don't shine in about 5 seconds. in reply to bnoss #
RT @TLnews: Sheriff: Charges will be filed in balloon saga http://bit.ly/G1eaa >>> Best news I've heard all day. #
Awake, I have to go dig out my car from this huge nor'easter we got over night. And by nor'easter, I mean we got NOTHING. #

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M Davies on October 18th 2009 in Twitter

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-11

Heading back down to Hanover Twp to pick up the kiddos soon. #
Dying hair THEN Hanover Twp. I have more time than I initially thought. #
@FSEnterprises I see your blog URL is listed now. Want me to add you to NEPA Blogs? #
@FSEnterprises woot woot in reply to FSEnterprises #
@TranceJen Does he have a Jean jacket? He'll probably try to kill her in the woods when she's jogging. in reply to TranceJen #
@TranceJen oh snap. Damn those carnies and their rides. in reply to TranceJen #
Lunch: a carot and ramen noodles. I sound like one of those Lean Cuisine commercials. #
@TranceJen she shouldn't have called her sister. He probably ha the phone bugged!! in reply to TranceJen #
@TranceJen Cat is out of the bag!!!! in reply to TranceJen #
@ejacqui I feel your pain in reply to ejacqui #
@UNOlker @jasonpercival is #nepa 's resident iPhone expert. in reply to UNOlker #
@jasonpercival You helped me, so that automatically qualifies you as expert. LOL in reply to jasonpercival #
@FSEnterprises Right here! in reply to FSEnterprises #
Can someone please tell me what the hell Bakugan is? My kids seem to know more than me. #
Ummmmmmm. Yeah. My family is officially fucked up. #
Rich: (watching the Steelers game) "Is this the fourth inning?" Seriously? #
@morebbqplease Hope everything is ok! in reply to morebbqplease #
Stuck in the Rte 11 clusterfuck. #
I'm at Kraft Foods – http://bkite.com/0czbf #
@GlobalScranton The Spanish Inquisition & The Larch #MontyPython in reply to GlobalScranton #
@GlobalScranton and the hide and go seek thing. #MontyPython #
@FSEnterprises I'm not sure, but I'm not even seeing you in my people near me in my BrightKite. What's your username on there? in reply to FSEnterprises #
@GlobalScranton Not yet, I'm sure the spam followers will start eventually in reply to GlobalScranton #
Hot child in the city. #musicmonday #
Called the drs @ 9am. No call back, called again @ 1pm still no call back. Good thing I'm not bleeding to death or anything. Oh wait I am. #
I also have the migraine from hell. I attribute this to the blood loss. #
You know you're insane when…you start repeating the names of Supermarket chains over and over yourself. #
RT @meredithelaine & @TranceJen: My ass is so big that ppl from the 'hood frequently yell, DAAAAAMN, White Girl got a ghetto booty! > ME 2 #
Doctor finally called back at 4:30, I was away from my desk until 5. Office closed at 5. FML #
@FSEnterprises Twitter has missed you. in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises I think I figured out your problem with Brightkite – see http://tinyurl.com/64c9gp in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises I exceed in awesomeness. in reply to FSEnterprises #
@RiversCuomo Definitely the men. in reply to RiversCuomo #
Male soap opera night is upon us once again #heroes #
@GlobalScranton @GlobalScranton To do it, to do it, to do it right child in reply to GlobalScranton #
@GlobalScranton The feelings that I feel……I know if I put my mind to it in reply to GlobalScranton #
Tues=Gabby Dr. Appt, work; Wed=work; Thur=Recycling/Gabby Dr. Appt; Fri=Gabby Dr. Appt; Sat=Habitat for Humanity; Sun=Cousins Baby shower. #
Off me before I off myself. /stressed #
Nodding offldskfjoirwthrtttttttzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz #
I can't decide whether you should live or die. Oh you'll probably go to heaven please don't hang your head and cry. #
1500 Tweets. w00t. #
@poetic Awesome! I hope you get it. I was there last week with LSWB. Very impressive place! in reply to poetic #
@poetic hmmm. Not sure who that was but Joe was there and I know he works there. Great guy btw. in reply to poetic #
@poetic Rainelli or something like that. in reply to poetic #
@TranceJen Your Mom. in reply to TranceJen #
@TranceJen What do I win? in reply to TranceJen #
@TranceJen awesome. does she bake? in reply to TranceJen #
@TranceJen well that just sucks. where can i get baked good on this all expenses paid trip? in reply to TranceJen #
Oh. My. Starry eyed surprise. #
Baseball >= Paint drying #
@GlobalScranton and @rainnwilson I would be willing to star in this show you speak of. #realhousewivesofnepa in reply to GlobalScranton #
I am all about the #heyna hash tag. I'm just sayin' #
@GlobalScranton #win in reply to GlobalScranton #
Dave "Lumberg" Brzegowski just tried to add me on Facebook. What the fucking shit. Are you kidding me? #
I should really fucking watch my potty mouth. /soap please #
@FSEnterprises You know it! in reply to FSEnterprises #
@GlobalScranton and @The570 it would be like Uncle Ted clearing out Miss Judy's joint bank account #nepa in reply to GlobalScranton #
Alarm went off I hit snooze (I think) and never heard it again. What gives? It's a conspiracy. #
@akziggy damn girl. What do they open up? in reply to akziggy #
Next up in my death pool: Elizabeth Taylor. #
@e_man it'll put hair on your chest! in reply to e_man #
It feels like a Cure kind of ride in this morning. #
Can't get on the 3g network? Completely unacceptable. #
@e_man I guess I should probably go and delete the one you are refering to. HAHA! in reply to e_man #
#Heyna hashtag makes a reappearance today in honor of National Pierogie Day http://www.pierogies.com/PierogyDay/ #
@webster107 I thought it was today! Dagnabbit. in reply to webster107 #
Had to go on a wild goose chase for a cup of coffee this morning Luckily I was able to find some. #
RT @paulguzek: 3G (and all data) is broken on #ATT in #NEPA — thank god its not just me!! #
This wind really blows. #
RT @georgegumpert: @mhryvnak That's it. Twitter Time-Out, five minutes. You. Corner. Now. ROTFL!! #
Unhappy. Having phone issues. #
Phone is working again. Thank god. #
@TranceJen Will there be beer? HAHA in reply to TranceJen #
@TranceJen Beer in Rehab. Now there's a concept. in reply to TranceJen #
@NeilBytes agreed. in reply to NeilBytes #
Recycling Thursday. FML #
The new traffic pattern off of exit 1 on the Cross Valley is an old guy standing in front of a stop sign waving you on when it's safe to go. #
It's nearly 8am and I'm not nearly caffeinated enough. #
And I keep saying nearly. #
Recycling dropped off. Now dropping off Gabby and Kraft ahoy! #
Somedays I feel like I work for the Department of Redundancy Department. #
Are we back online? Starting to get tweets again. #
I am ROTFL w/ these trending topics #whenTwitterWasDown #twitterisfrozen #
@PeterParker_PA is he on Twitter? I want to follow! in reply to PeterParker_PA #
Cnames and a meta refesh ftw. #
@NeilBytes she better not or imma smack the bitch upside her head. Oh wait. This isn't a reality TV show! in reply to NeilBytes #
I am counting down the minutes until the Jam wedding. #theoffice #
@UNOlker I am loling at the #wook Hashtag. Not into phish really but I do love me some Widespread Panic. Been to several shows! in reply to UNOlker #
@akziggy how's Dad? in reply to akziggy #
Just ask me the first thing that comes to your head. >> How big is it? #parksandrecreation #
I have to go to the wiz palace #parksandrecreation #
WHAT HAPPENS IN NIAGRA STAYS IN NIAGRA! #theoffice #
Backfire….ABORT. SHUT UP MICHAEL #theoffice #
OMFG. THREE WOLVES SHIRT #theoffice #
@NeilBytes while wearing dayglow mismatching clothes in reply to NeilBytes #
I'm calling it now….Pam's Mom & Michael hooking up. #theoffice #
Hmmmm…nope, this doesn't remind me of a youtube video. Not AT ALL. #theoffice #
TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU SO! #
Hey. I got a 3 day weekend coming up! #
Brightkite is back online. Yay! #
Someone start the good mood clock. Maybe i can make it through the entire day today #
I'm at Kraft Foods – http://bkite.com/21f0q #
#FollowFriday @circlesonsquare @globalscranton @peterparker_pa @agirllsgottaspa @unolker @e_man @fsenterprises @EFX @shitmydadsays @mlb217 #
@donnatalarico Thanks for the #FF love! #
Here comes Amos! #
@donnatalarico I've been listening to Motown all morning in reply to donnatalarico #
Wherein, it is the time in the week when I crawl up into the fetal position and start repeating the last 4 digits of SKUs over and over. #
"I'm going to inform you that I'm going to kick you in the face, and then I'm going to advise you to seek medical attention." –Kelvin #
I appreciate being tossed under a bus at 5pm on a Friday. Yes indeedy. #
Rich has been trying to do the turtle trick on level 3-1 for a long while bit #failing at it. Hahahahaha #
Turtle trick. Attempt 2 http://twitpic.com/kvwil #
Turtle trick. Attempt 3 http://twitpic.com/kvwtd #
#FF Funniest shit I've ever seen/read @_steviewonder and @shitmydadsays #
@bnoss There's nothing wrong with Hanson…..Or Wreckx-n-Effect in reply to bnoss #
@meredithelaine @trancejen @caffeinated_mom TERRIBLE, but its like witnessing a car crash. YOU. HAVE. TO. LOOK. #
@TranceJen #win in reply to TranceJen #
I propose we replace the "Mommy Blogger" stereotype with the "Mommy Tweeter" stereotype. All in favor say I. #
Blue Ridge Cable: FIX THE DIGITAL CHANNELS IN TUNKHANNOCK ALREADY. KTHXBAI @computerwise do you have any pull with this? #
I am awake. I seem to have lost my voice. Anyone know where I can find it? #
On my way to the habitat for humanity house in WBarre. Incommunicado until around 2pm. #
I'm at Wilkes-Barre, PA, United States – http://bkite.com/21i25 #
@FSEnterprises me too. Lol in reply to FSEnterprises #
I'm at Back Mountain, PA, United States – http://bkite.com/21ipb #
Back in the valley of the sweets. #
I want to go to TC Riley's. Like now. #
Drunken Redneck Volleyball has come out of hibernation. Expect shennanigans and hilarity to ensue. #
I'm sorry. Drunken redneck touch football. Duh. #
@FSEnterprises same here! in reply to FSEnterprises #
I'm at TC Riley's #brightkitefail #
Sometimes on Saturday nights I play disco music and pretend I'm the diva of the dance floor. This may or may not be one of those nights. #
@akziggy knows all about it because I told her. #
@FSEnterprises ring the alarm! in reply to FSEnterprises #
Sucks to be you Colorado! #
Going to be syncing and updating the iPhone firmware in a minute or two here. Please stand by. #
@FSEnterprises It says its only going to take 2 minutes, can't you stand for that long? in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises Yeah on second thought you might want to sit. Its now backing up my phone….this could take a while. in reply to FSEnterprises #
@johndawe I think your Myspace was hacked. #

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M Davies on October 11th 2009 in Twitter

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-04

@e_man If I was anywhere remotely in the neighborhood I would take you up on them. I've never been to a Pro Football game. Sounds awesome! in reply to e_man #
I think @trancejen caught @meredithelaine 's illness through twitter. #
All I want to eat for lunch is a plate of french fries. Is that so wrong? #
@meredithelaine me too, but its because I eat plates of French Fries for lunch!! in reply to meredithelaine #
Just watched Bridge to Terabithia. Sobbed like a baby. #
@akziggy That's where I got it my dear in reply to akziggy #
Following this recipe: http://tinyurl.com/ye3kl5w I'm a little wary about using Mayo on Turkey, but what the hell. #
@akziggy Yep, got BOGO on Coke Fridge Packs too in reply to akziggy #
@akziggy I also went and got 10 for 10 on Gatorade at SuperFoodtown. I went to 3 supermarkets + CVS yesterday lol in reply to akziggy #
@FSEnterprises Yes I do! I walk during lunch most days too. in reply to FSEnterprises #
@akziggy No, my grandmother was telling me about it though. I pass it when I take Gabby for her PT in reply to akziggy #
@ejacqui Something tells me that Willow and Gabby would get along real well. in reply to ejacqui #
@TranceJen I've had a gallon of Margaritas before, that should count for something, right? in reply to TranceJen #
Why are all of the flu's named after animals? Its like Animal Farm. #
I may or may not be suffering from the Noxen Sheep Flu #nepa #
@FSEnterprises Yeah its pretty baaaaaaaaaaaaahd. in reply to FSEnterprises #
#CrazyBitches <– Finally a trending topic about me! #
You will have fabulous parties because your birthday is on New Year's Eve #timetraveltwitter circa 12/31/1980 #
Looking forward to #animationdomination tonight. Yay for a new Family Guy!! #
@FSEnterprises Not yet. After dinner I think in reply to FSEnterprises #
I'm too warm to get up right now #
More Office Prank Photos posted to Flickr: http://www.flickr.com/photos/mhryvnak/sets/72157616977912150/ #
Today was a whirlwind. #
I'm at Barnes and Noble. – http://bkite.com/0clgk #
Dear interstate 81, FOFF. Srsly. Love & kisses, Michelle. #
Of course now I'm stuck behind a slow asshole on 29. With NY plates. #
What is so hard to understand about driving the speed limit!?!!!! #
@akziggy Turkey was good in reply to akziggy #
I unloaded 2 huge poster boards from the jeep, then reloaded with stuff to take to the SalVal in the AM. #
Then I pulled cornstalks out of the garden I'm going to decorate front porch w/ them. Brrrrrrr, so cold. Was outside in shorts & flip flops #
Now to read read read read and work work work, maybe maybe maybe. #
@akziggy Mine are free because I grew them myself in reply to akziggy #
Male soap opera night. Otherwise known as "Heroes". #
My cousin on my grandfather: "He used to tell me about fights he got into with other miners." Awesome! #
I want coffee. Now. Yesterday. Or perhaps last week. Oh dear. Starting to sound like my clients. #
It is my 1 year Kraft-iversary today! #
@FSEnterprises congrats to you too. That is ironic! I'll try to get you some peanuts. Lol. in reply to FSEnterprises #
"It was like when I moved from CA to NJ & the movers identified my piano as an item I couldn't live w/out" Quote from my last meeting. What? #
Me to Gabby: "Stop writing on your face w/ marker. Do you know what I'm gonna have to do to get that off? Scrub your face w/a Brillo pad!" #
ABC says you are 20x more likely to get in an accident while texting complete w/ demo. However, Florida plates were not factored in. #fail #
Tom Clark is such a nerd! #
Twitter is becoming like how it was when I first discovered Facebook over Myspace. #
@FSenterprises Happy Anniversary!! #
Wednesday already? #
Gabby: I love my sweater Mommy thank you for making it for me!! (I didn't make it). #
@FSEnterprises awww thank you! in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises HATE needles. HATE. in reply to FSEnterprises #
@gmFunkd nope. And I have a confession. I've never been to the Bloom fair in my entire life. in reply to gmFunkd #
I've been watching this series on National Parks all week on PBS. It's damn interesting. Don't judge me. #
@FSEnterprises *waves* any fainters at Wilkes today? in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises good thing I wasn't there. I would have started the domino effect! in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises no thanks. PASS!!! in reply to FSEnterprises #
@GlobalScranton my grandfather was in the CCC Camps during the flood of 1936 so it kind of interests me! in reply to GlobalScranton #
Up before the alarm. Keyed up to fight for my Leadership Wilkes-Barre project today. #
Crap. Forgot to setup an out of the office memo. #
@bnoss that sounds more like an FML than a "I hate it when" in reply to bnoss #
Point me in the direction of the caffeine. #
Traveling with deceased miners this morning, hope they don't mind my iPod selections. http://twitpic.com/jtkp2 #
Coffee acquired. Thank you Pump & Dump. #
I'm at Caremark for LSWB activities. Would post from Brightkite, but it's not working this morning for some reason. #
Thank god I'm not at work. Heard that the sunspots caused 2 co-workers mobos have been fried. #
Stress stress stress. On verge of hyperventilating. I will be ok. I will be ok. I will be ok. #
I'm at Rodano's. – http://bkite.com/0cqMa #
@FSEnterprises I'm here with Leadership Wilkes-Barre in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises eh. in reply to FSEnterprises #
Is full of #fail #
RT @GlobalScranton: @SignWerks You've been Twitter AWOL. >>>> I was just thinking about that this afternoon. Hope all is well. #
Shit and four is ten. #
Ugh so tired. Have to get moving to take Gabby to her appt. #
@webster107 so return it to it's RIGHTFUL owner in reply to webster107 #
@PeterParker_PA he's a keeper! Lol. J/K in reply to PeterParker_PA #
I'm at Kraft Foods. – http://bkite.com/0cs9T #
#FF @PeterParker_PA @ruth107 @webster107 @jasonpercival @fsenterprises @circlesonsquare @ejacqui @georgegumpert @johndawe @clint @mlb217 #
I'm at Mirakuya – http://bkite.com/0csHB #
@jasonpercival all that to parade down Lee Park Ave. What a PITA! in reply to jasonpercival #
On the couch, feet up. Not feeling so hot. #
@ejacqui What's the difference in upgrade pricing. I just got a text on my phone that says I'm eligible for an upgrade in reply to ejacqui #
RT @EFX: Good afternoon peeps! Man, I need like one more follower to break 300…small milestone! >>>>> Hey #NEPA, follow him!! #
Could I please just go through menopause right now? #
@FSEnterprises Better than dealing w/ cramps in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises Shoot me. Shoot me dead. in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises Heating pad and a stiff drink? in reply to FSEnterprises #
@PeterParker_PA TOO ADORABLE! in reply to PeterParker_PA #
Why yes, WebMD knows what is wrong with me. You got a problem with that? #
@FSEnterprises HAHAHA maybe. in reply to FSEnterprises #
@akziggy I think I have endometriosis. However @FSEnterprises thinks I'm nuts for self diagnosing myself with WebMD. My Mom had it though. in reply to akziggy #
@rainnwilson You are a fun ruiner! in reply to rainnwilson #
@jasonpercival and @shelitwits mine keep randomly shutting off, and the battery life in it is fine. Only since upgrading to OS 3.1 in reply to jasonpercival #
@akziggy BTW, totally mad at you for going to see the Roller Derby movie without me in reply to akziggy #
@akziggy Its all good, I was kidding in reply to akziggy #
@jasonpercival Sounds like a plan, will try it! in reply to jasonpercival #
Big Pens & Baby Pens are full of #win #
@fburnside We should hit a game one of these days. in reply to fburnside #
@FSEnterprises w00t w00t in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises Probably Seniors in the Lee Park Towers trying to rip off each other's Life Alert settlement. in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises I went there. Oh yes indeedy. in reply to FSEnterprises #
RT @FSEnterprises: http://twitpic.com/k717s – Yes.. This is why we live here! >>>> Photo via me #
@FSEnterprises Yes but the signs are bent over. in reply to FSEnterprises #
Night Tweeps. #

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M Davies on October 4th 2009 in Twitter

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-09-27

@FSEnterprises yummmm! Love S&W in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises be safe! in reply to FSEnterprises #
Which Murray Complex is on fire? Penn Ave or the one by the hospital again. #nepa #
Itchy as a mofo after cutting down the large ornamental grasses around the garage. #
@jasonpercival just checked TL website and it says the game is delayed due to lack of water pressure. in reply to jasonpercival #
I'm back to using TweetDeck again. For the moment at least. #
I slept like a baby last night. *yawn*. *stretch* #
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got. I'm still Shelly, Shelly from Lee Park. #
#musicmonday When I worked at Ahart's I had a German supervisor. We'd always sing to her "You keep on pushing my love over ZEE bordahline" #
Everytime someone says punkin, I am compelled to correct them. ITS PUMP-KIN! Not pun-kin. PUMP not PUNK. LIke the Pump & Dump. #grammarnazi #
Yes, I am in an odd mood this morning. Why do you ask? #
@FSEnterprises I'll take one, the exact same way too. in reply to FSEnterprises #
@PeterParker_PA Me too! in reply to PeterParker_PA #
@FSEnterprises whatcha talkin' bout willis? in reply to FSEnterprises #
Would love to win an ipod nano! But I'm rather unlucky. #postsecret #
I'm at Lee Park Ave & Olive St, , PA 18706, United States – http://bkite.com/0c5tZ #
I'm learning that Charles Gibson's makeup is even more visible in 720p. #
/wants an iTwinge #
@TranceJen I don't have a scarf. Make me one!! in reply to TranceJen #
I've been reading online that some iPhones got the MMS update early by syncing. Just sunc, no update, no MMS. I are impatient. I cry. #
Stuck behind a blacktop truck on 29. Can taste the fumes in my mouth. Yum! #
@TranceJen I feel the same way. What does ODST stand for anyway? And who is Dave? in reply to TranceJen #
Circles should have a Twitter. Totally. #nepa #
@FSEnterprises I like #54. Martha's Perky Turkey in reply to FSEnterprises #
@jasonpercival good idea. They also need a fan page on Facebook! in reply to jasonpercival #
@jasonpercival You rock!!! in reply to jasonpercival #
@morebbqplease I know but Twitter is such a better medium. in reply to morebbqplease #
Pencil skirts annoy the shit out of me. That is all. #
@NeilBytes L-O-L. Your last tweet was full of win. in reply to NeilBytes #
Gabby is on my last nerve tonight. First it's I don't want my bandaid off. Now she's having a major melt down because she wants it off. #
ZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzz #
Woken up by Gabby's night terror. I bet it was about bandaids. #
Taking the loooooong way in this morning so I can hit CVS in Dallas. Lord knows I won't have time to do it after work. #
Its a @wootoff kind of day! #
@jasonpercival when does the new McD's open on the Sans Souci open, just drove past it this morning, looks AMAZING. #
RT @mashable: MMS for iPhone Arrives on Friday – http://bit.ly/1MdpT. Yayyyyyyyy! <3 #
Recycling Thursday rears it's ugly head. #
And it's nearly pay day. And almost MMS time and I have to take Gabby to her appt today and tomorrow. And and and. #
In other news, I was almost killed by a oversized truck on 29. Life flashed. I seen the light. #
Trying to block out all of the distractions, but #failing at it. #
I hope someone remembered to drop my nomination for sainthood in the mail. #
Ragweed. Already. Seriously. #
@TranceJen same here! in reply to TranceJen #
I'm about to be hostile if Blue Ridge doesn't get Bravo in HD soon. #
I'm not asking for much. Just a few more hours in the day. #
Everyone tune into Rock107 this morning. Miller & Lehman of @breakerbrew will be joining @webster107 live at Purv's Beer in Peckville! in reply to webster107 #
Preliminary #FF @trancejen and @meredithelaine my peeps from the Diaryland days. #
Still no MMS. #
I'm at Public Sq & E Market St, Wilkes-Barre, PA , United States – http://bkite.com/0ce3M #
The parking garage Nazi and the Circles hippy remember me!! I <3 Wilkes-Barre!!! #
Hey Man, is that freedom rock? #
@meredithelaine …and I'm drowning slowly…. in reply to meredithelaine #
I'm facebook-stalking the following #FF : @fsenterprises @fathercabbage @e_man @jasonpercival @donnatalarico @johndawe @gmfunkd #
Anyone in #NEPA have MMS for the iPhone yet? #
@FSEnterprises For the homeless guy? in reply to FSEnterprises #
@jasonpercival the McD's on the Sans Souci was open before when i drove past! #
I'm at Huntsville Rd & Overbrook Rd, Back Mountain, PA , United States – http://bkite.com/0ceDd #
To clarify: I can receive pictures via MMS. I cannot send pictures via MMS. #fail #
Calling AT&T. Yes. They will be sorry after talking to me. #
AT&T: It's an Apple problem. Apple: It's an AT&T problem. I'm feeling a little stabby right now. Everyone take about 20 paces back. #
@FSEnterprises That's not the point. The point is, they need to make it work. in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises Am I being bitchy enough? I am really trying. in reply to FSEnterprises #
I got off the phone with Apple and AT&T and now like MAGIC (but not) MMS works. It pays to bitch. #
@e_man Do you get the camera when you create a new text message? Or are you having trouble sending/receiving MMS? in reply to e_man #
@e_man Mine was doing the same thing up until when I got off of the phone with AT&T, but I think its probably just a coincidence. in reply to e_man #
@FSEnterprises make sure that its not toast burning before you rush out in reply to FSEnterprises #
My feet are so cold. Need to find the ducky slippers. #
Facebook is broken again. #
I'm leavin the house without makeup on. Quick someone hide the small children. #
I'm at Super Foodtown. – http://bkite.com/0cgmz #
Cleaning out the fridge. If I don't tweet in an hour or so it probably means something came alive and ate me. #
@FSEnterprises doesn't work on iPhone either in reply to FSEnterprises #
@ejacqui it's that show on Noggin. Ni hao Kilan! Gabby will walk up to me and say random words to me in Chinese all the time. in reply to ejacqui #
@gmFunkd /jealous of the ale and the hockey. Enjoy! in reply to gmFunkd #
Btw. More hair dye acquired. The redder the bedder. #
Gabrielle Paige: "Mommy, daddy is running away.". #
I have not been able to login to Facebook for 24 hours because my account has been "temporarily unavailable due to maintenance". WTF #
@FSEnterprises at least it wasn't hacked. I was freaking out. in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises Its not my system. I've tried Safari and Firefox and also on my iPhone. Something is f'd up with my profile. in reply to FSEnterprises #
WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT! I was finally able to login to Facebook and now I have 0 friends?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? #
I'm about to snap. #
Ok, now I can see all of my friends again, but I can't post anything. #
Giving up on Facebook. Watching the Office on Hulu. #
Yeah, I thnk the pregnancy really brought us together. #theoffice #
I thought this was a free country. I didn't know we were in communist Sweden. #theoffice #
I'll catch you guys on the flippity flop. #theoffice #
Permission to speak off the record. #theoffice #
I didn't tell Michael because thought he'd try to help. Example he handed out jello shots at the 23rd mile of the Steamtown marathon. #
OMG. The Dwight and Toby scene was CLASSIC!!! #

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M Davies on September 27th 2009 in Twitter

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-09-20

@bnoss very good! you? in reply to bnoss #
Ughhhhhhhhh. I hate visitors. #
I'm thinking @e_man is psyched about the #jets game, but maybe it's just me. #
RT @e_man: My entire stream is a Jets chant! I love it! >> my entire stream is you rting jets chants!! Lol. #
I'm starving. Thank god it's nearly Fair time!! #
I'm at The Luzerne County Fair. – http://bkite.com/0bOBf #
Ginni just had a good point. At this time last year we were bombed and gettin lo on the dance flo. Happy 1st Anniversary Danny and Ginni!! #
Tilt-a-whirl and I no longer get along. #
It's Monday morning and I feel like I've been strapped to the front of a speeding train ever since last Thursday. #
Grass clippings need to go out at Lee Park. Let's get this show on the road! #
I'm at Lee Park Ave & Olive St, , PA 18706, United States – http://bkite.com/0bPJI #
@TranceJen DO NOT LIKE in reply to TranceJen #
@meredithelaine hope you feel better hon! in reply to meredithelaine #
Show of hands. How many people here think my Grandmother can learn Ubuntu? #
Oh great now Patrick Swayze is dead. My death pool trifecta is now complete. I will never live this down at work. #
Yesterday I felt like I was strapped to the front of the train. Today I feel like I was hit by said train. #
@webster107 people eating tasty animals/insects in reply to webster107 #
I may gnaw off my ear before the end of the day. Just giving ya'll fair warning. #
Oh and btw, you should all follow @PeterParker_PA because his tweets crack me up! #
Hacked wii, ubuntu and phone upgrade time. All in all today was a win. #
So I'm looking for my aunt on Myspace. No not that one. Or that one. The OTHER one. You know. #
It's Twednesday already. #
There's a hole in the bucket dear Liza #
En route to Nord end W-Barre #
Ok really starting to hate java….and pogo. And pogo not working due to java. #
Please god. If you do exist. Make it work. #
I think mother nature has a personal vendetta against me. #
Today requires a flat iron. #
Good Old NES Games: River City Ransom, Ice Climber, Super Mario 1&2&3, Zelda, Metroid, Paperboy, Tetris, Skate or Die, Ninja Gaiden #
I'm at Chase Rd & Huntsville Rd, Back Mountain, PA 18708, United States – http://bkite.com/0bVFn #
Im at the Kraft Business Services Pig Roast. – http://bkite.com/0bVKh #
@trancejen and @meredithelaine you guys crack me up as always. #
I kill it and I knock it in the hole. To paraphrase. #
@GlobalScranton its Great! in reply to GlobalScranton #
@gmFunkd Well where is it? I want to see! in reply to gmFunkd #
Fell asleep and just woke up a few minutes ago. Missed The Office! #
So I updated all of my iPhone apps and Twitterfon is now called Echofon??? What's up with that? #
As long as point A is delusion and point B is the hospital. #
This place is like Spaniard fly. #
She's an anorexitic. #
If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about? #
Michael, you told people that I use store bought manure. When I showed you where my manure comes from. #
Oh Pam, look at that! Its the inside of your vagina! #theoffice #
Ah, what the hell since I'm up. #FF @officetally @darthmacgyver @globalscranton @gmfunked @wilw @lucysky @shitmydadsays @rainnwilson #
#FF v2.0 @trancejen @meredithelaine @IanMaffett @fathercabbage @neilbytes @fsenterprises @mlb217 @johndawe @donnatalarico @akziggy #
Even more #FF @e_man @PeterParker_PA @fburnside @signwerks @pointlessbanter @ejacqui @clint @avarisTharco @clickwir @jasonpercival @poetic #
I'm done causing a ruckus on the interweb tonight. Have to take Gabby to an early appt in W-Barre. Going to bed tweeps, nighty night. #
Can't sleep. Rich's pager going off every five seconds is not helping the cause. #
Random thoughts: my dog snores and why do some ceiling fans only have 4 blades vs. 5 blades? Damn you insomnia! #
@ejacqui yo! in reply to ejacqui #
"Your great energy is perfect for making life beautiful!" (from my Yahoo Horoscope) #
Putting the horse before the cart #
RT @meredithelaine: #FF: @TranceJen , @bellesara, @mhryvnak – snarky, sassy, funny, kind-hearted ladies from the d-land days >> awww luv ya! #
Giving exclusive access to Dan Carey to translate all of my status messages to pirate speak in honor of "Talk Like A Pirate Day" #
Tacos and potato pancakes for dinner. Well there goes my diet this week. #
I'm at Bronson Rd & Mooretown Rd, Back Mountain, PA , United States – http://bkite.com/0bYsp #
@FSEnterprises stop over. Bring some taco dip while your at it. Lol #
Rich: is this our mexipolish dinner? QOTD. #
@FSEnterprises they are!!! #
RT @FSEnterprises: @mhryvnak ah… she had me from hello.. . Awww thank u #
@FSEnterprises me and @gmfunkd are cousins. in reply to FSEnterprises #
@FSEnterprises Ben Folds Cds <3 in reply to FSEnterprises #
RT @ScrantnWBAlerts: …FROST ADVISORY IN EFFECT FROM 3 AM TO 9 AM EDT SUNDAY… Seriously. WTF!!! #
I'm still in denial over this whole fall thing. Shorts and flip flops until December ftw! #
If all goes well I should have MMS capabilities by Friday. Am I reading this right? Pinch me, I must be dreaming. http://tinyurl.com/nfd4t7 #
@PeterParker_PA too stinking cute! in reply to PeterParker_PA #
@FSEnterprises ouch! in reply to FSEnterprises #
@webster107 I was about to send out the search party. in reply to webster107 #
@FSEnterprises LMAO. Read that in the TL this morning. in reply to FSEnterprises #
Arrrr get me another brew ya filthy wench! #
Should I have used ye over ya? Redo! #
I'm a #nepapirate. Yarrr all jabronies be damned to walk two or tree of dem dere planks upda eynon! #
@FSEnterprises that would be me! #
@FSEnterprises awesome to see I still have influence in Hanover Twp despite not living there anymore. Beware of the fat chick w/ the 'stache in reply to FSEnterprises #
RT @TranceJen: L'Shanah Tovah! Also, um, swab the deck. That is all. #
My feet are numb. And have pins and needles. #
I despise black eyed susans. To the point that I feel like pulling them out of the ground at peoples houses I don't even know. #
I'm at TC Rileys. – http://bkite.com/0c1b1 #
Yes! Dirty Dancing is on! Now my day is complete. #
@clickwir reminds me of epix. Let me program your sub-c into your router. in reply to clickwir #
Rich on Jennifer Grey: "She'd be prettier with a nose job. Look at that thing. It's like a ski slope!" #
@akziggy that's what I told him. in reply to akziggy #
I'm losing my voice (which may be a relief to some people). #
Going to update #nepa blogs, more yard work and laundry. Sounds like a good mix. #

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M Davies on September 20th 2009 in Twitter

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-09-13

Guess its time to get in the shower. #
@akziggy would love to, but can't. Cookout at Danny and Ginni's in a few hours. in reply to akziggy #
It seems like all I do all weekend long is load the dishwasher. I'd explore this theory further, but I have to unload the dishwasher again. #
@TranceJen dies he have moobs? If so, it may be appropriate. in reply to TranceJen #
@TranceJen zomg. in reply to TranceJen #
Going to Danny and Ginni's now. Leaving the iPhone at home. #
Fell asleep on the couch. #
Stupid iPhone. Stupid alarm. Stupid waking me up on a holiday. #
My daughter sings songs to herself when she goes to the bathroom. #
Uploading crap to flickr #
I'm at Memorial Hwy & State Rte 118, Back Mountain, PA , United States – http://bkite.com/0bC0r #
Prepping for my 2. Count'em 2 day work week. You can save your applause and or jealousy until the end of the performance. #
Tuesday is really logical Monday but also logical Thursday for me as well. #
Went to Lee Park to take out grass clippings then realized that its Tuesday and not Monday. Got to work and dumped my coffee all over myself #
Today is going so well! #
TGIW / TGIF. Leadership Wilkes-Barre opening retreat is tomorrow! #
Note to self: Avoid 118 all week. Thank god for Old Rte 115. Oh yeah , btw The Luzerne County Fair starts today #nepa #
Dear Universe, Can 1 day pass without me dumping coffee all over myself? Thx, M #
@trancejen and @meredithelaine ROTFLMAO. #
If you stick your hand in lion's cage enough times eventually one of them will bite you. #
Inane tasks like refilling the rolls of TP, because if I'm not here you can be as sure as shit it won't get done. No pun intended. #
Too keyed up about tomorrow to sleep. #
Wakey McWakerson. #
Incommunicado until around 5pm. At LSWB opening retreat!! As much as this pains me….iPhone will be off. #
I'm at Public Sq & E Market St, Wilkes-Barre, PA , United States – http://bkite.com/0bHuI #
Is a New Years Eve poet. #
I'm at Rodano's – http://bkite.com/0bI4b #
#FF former employers. @solidcactus and @frontiercorp Does Kraft have a Twitter I wonder? #
I'm at Fronier Communications. May hell not freeze over. – http://bkite.com/0bJR1 #
I'm home now. I leave for one day and suddenly it's fall? WTF is up with that! #
RT @IanMaffett: Adidas… All day I drive around Scranton. Ingenious. #
It's 50 degrees, pouring and I'm getting ready to drive to Scranton for the race for the cure. My biggest concern is: shorts or yoga pants? #
Yoga pants ftw. #
I'm at Spruce St & N Washington Ave, Scranton, PA 18503, United States – http://bkite.com/0bLhE #
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack. #
Updating the iPhone OS to 3.1. I can haz MMS? Pleeeez #
@jasonpercival and @poetic Thanks for the info, just reading about it now. COMPLETE CRAP. I want it now! in reply to jasonpercival #
Momma called Michelle to wake her out of bed. Next door *thump thump thump* and Michelle said. No more Gabby's jumpin on the bed! #
My mom and grandmother are the perfect candidates for macs. Lord only knows what type of viruses and spyware they have acquired now. #

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M Davies on September 13th 2009 in Twitter

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-09-13

Guess its time to get in the shower. #
@akziggy would love to, but can't. Cookout at Danny and Ginni's in a few hours. in reply to akziggy #
It seems like all I do all weekend long is load the dishwasher. I'd explore this theory further, but I have to unload the dishwasher again. #
@TranceJen dies he have moobs? If so, it may be appropriate. in reply to TranceJen #
@TranceJen zomg. in reply to TranceJen #
Going to Danny and Ginni's now. Leaving the iPhone at home. #
Fell asleep on the couch. #
Stupid iPhone. Stupid alarm. Stupid waking me up on a holiday. #
My daughter sings songs to herself when she goes to the bathroom. #
Uploading crap to flickr #
I'm at Memorial Hwy & State Rte 118, Back Mountain, PA , United States – http://bkite.com/0bC0r #
Prepping for my 2. Count'em 2 day work week. You can save your applause and or jealousy until the end of the performance. #
Tuesday is really logical Monday but also logical Thursday for me as well. #
Went to Lee Park to take out grass clippings then realized that its Tuesday and not Monday. Got to work and dumped my coffee all over myself #
Today is going so well! #
TGIW / TGIF. Leadership Wilkes-Barre opening retreat is tomorrow! #
Note to self: Avoid 118 all week. Thank god for Old Rte 115. Oh yeah , btw The Luzerne County Fair starts today #nepa #
Dear Universe, Can 1 day pass without me dumping coffee all over myself? Thx, M #
@trancejen and @meredithelaine ROTFLMAO. #
If you stick your hand in lion's cage enough times eventually one of them will bite you. #
Inane tasks like refilling the rolls of TP, because if I'm not here you can be as sure as shit it won't get done. No pun intended. #
Too keyed up about tomorrow to sleep. #
Wakey McWakerson. #
Incommunicado until around 5pm. At LSWB opening retreat!! As much as this pains me….iPhone will be off. #
I'm at Public Sq & E Market St, Wilkes-Barre, PA , United States – http://bkite.com/0bHuI #
Is a New Years Eve poet. #
I'm at Rodano's – http://bkite.com/0bI4b #
#FF former employers. @solidcactus and @frontiercorp Does Kraft have a Twitter I wonder? #
I'm at Fronier Communications. May hell not freeze over. – http://bkite.com/0bJR1 #
I'm home now. I leave for one day and suddenly it's fall? WTF is up with that! #
RT @IanMaffett: Adidas… All day I drive around Scranton. Ingenious. #
It's 50 degrees, pouring and I'm getting ready to drive to Scranton for the race for the cure. My biggest concern is: shorts or yoga pants? #
Yoga pants ftw. #
I'm at Spruce St & N Washington Ave, Scranton, PA 18503, United States – http://bkite.com/0bLhE #
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack. #
Updating the iPhone OS to 3.1. I can haz MMS? Pleeeez #
@jasonpercival and @poetic Thanks for the info, just reading about it now. COMPLETE CRAP. I want it now! in reply to jasonpercival #
Momma called Michelle to wake her out of bed. Next door *thump thump thump* and Michelle said. No more Gabby's jumpin on the bed! #
My mom and grandmother are the perfect candidates for macs. Lord only knows what type of viruses and spyware they have acquired now. #

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M Davies on September 13th 2009 in Twitter

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-09-06

Gonna try to take a nap. I think. #
@meredithelaine my husband's brother's father-in-law. At least he did 2weeks ago. in reply to meredithelaine #
RT @SignWerks Happy Monday everyone….Live today like it's your last! #
In 30 minutes or less I deliver, like the Rachel Ray of Performance Management. I'm going to use my spoonula to create a delish report! EVOO #
Well there goes my shot at a good day. #
Mom: My Pogo still isn't working, what do you think? Me: Burn your computer. #
Pale September. I wore the time like a dress that year. #
I'm at Millenium Salon & Spa – http://bkite.com/0boDz #
At ghetto Abes. – http://bkite.com/0bp1h #
Back at the Davies Ranch now. May cut the grass before picking up the kiddos. #
Crisis mode! The wire that feeds my iPod through my stereo is hosed. Need to find a replacement. Fast. #
If I have to listen to Rocky and Sue tomorrow on my way in you will all be very sorry. #
But enough about my issues. Time to break out the beer and power tools. Not neccesarily in that order. Ok ok you got me. In that order. #
Yard work all done for today. Now I need to eat and then exercise bike. #
So I think I'm allergic to those grasses I was cutting down by the garage. Soooooo itchy this morning. May claw off skin. #
I feel like an old fart this morning. The first batch of Commonwealth kids starting Kindergarten today!! #
@akziggy Yes, but Diana's boy started today and so did Denise's boy (from Assignment). in reply to akziggy #
Its 4pm, do you know where your productivity is? #
Why are my kids always so hungry after daycare? Is this normal??? They are eating me out of house and home! #
Is stuck in the Rte 11 clusterfuck. #
I'm everyone's PR person. #
Annoying OCD habit # 5: the need to "face" all of my money. #
New fm transmitter cable for iPod acquired. All is right with the world once again. #
@akziggy maybe. Working Fri and have to take Gabby to an appt. Sat would be better. in reply to akziggy #
Why can't it be a jeans day today? #
Gabby has a dr appt at 7:45 in Wilkes-Barre. It's a cruel cruel world that we live in. #
@Fathercabbage thanks for the #FF love. in reply to Fathercabbage #
Daycare not open yet?!? Wth! #
I'm at Commerce Blvd & Mundy St, Wilkes-Barre Township, PA , United States – http://bkite.com/0buF5 #
#FF Poke-Oh-Nose style: @PoconoRecord @PoconoTourism @poconoraceway @arbystroudsburg @ShawneeInn @computerwise @the_dna_project #
#FF NEPA style: @wkdr @ChooseNepa @GlobalScranton @GWBChamber @TLnews @LuzerneHomeRule @johndawe @donnatalarico @signwerks @PeterParker_PA #
@jasonpercival Mine too! in reply to jasonpercival #
Home sans kiddos. It's oh so quiet. (for the next 2 hours at least) #
Watching Sanford and Son cut the grass (otherwise known as drunken redneck volleyball team) #
@SignWerks More Saki, More Happy! in reply to SignWerks #
@GlobalScranton My name sounds so nice that you said it twice! in reply to GlobalScranton #
@SignWerks Or in my case: more happy, less baby! in reply to SignWerks #
Heading down to the garden to pull fesh basil, oregano and basil to make spaghetti sauce with. #
The blight has gotten my tomatoes. #
Yes grammar Nazis. I am aware of what I just posted. #
My hands smell like thyme. But enough tweeting for now it's "thyme" to vacuum. #
@lucysky not that I'm aware of but there should be one! #whatdoyourhandssmelllike in reply to lucysky #
@jasonpercival Wyo County Fair? in reply to jasonpercival #
*pout*. I didn't get carded at the liquor store, however, it's because my ex Lee Park neighbor/grandmother's cousin works there now. #
Going around the damn dam – http://bkite.com/0bxC5 #
Where did the remote to my MacBook go? #
@TranceJen I love you!!! Your tweets make me piss my pants with laughter. Start drinking. I'd buy if I lived closer in reply to TranceJen #
Palladian in HD on the big screen ftw. On the exercise bike watching and singing along. #
You fondle my trigger, then you blame my gun #
Need to get the meatballs in the crockpot! #
Are there any #nepa tweeps out there that would like be listed on NEPA Blogs – http://nepablogs.blogspot.com ? @mhryvnak and let me know #

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M Davies on September 6th 2009 in Twitter

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-08-30

@fburnside I know where it is. But then again I am a Poconos gal myself. in reply to fburnside #
And now for something completely different. Rain. #
Using Audacity hacks to make free ringtones. #
I forgot to add UNSUCCESSFULLY using Audacity hacks to make free ringtones. #
Be afraid. Be very very afraid. #
@akziggy YES! in reply to akziggy #
Today was a win. I managed to stay in my pajamas all day long. #
Is touring the facilities and picking up slack. #
I collect rocks that look like potatoes. #
Overheard: Owen: "Now look what you've done." Gabby: "Look what I've done? No, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE." #
Watching Donnie Brasco. Fugghetaboutit #
SW Yankees game after work with Mom, Ruckle and Pop. And it's not gonna rain! Third time is the charm. #
Listenin' to Motown on Pandora. #
WTF!!WQKLDSFSDF WHY DOESNT COPY AND PASTE WORK IN EXCEL. #
Rebooting. For the twelveth time today. #
I'm going to start refering to my excel reports in the third person. The Davies Reports are now ready. You're welcome. #
At the SWB Yankees game – Photo: http://bkite.com/0bak7 #
Mom: Do they have hot dogs here? Russell: No since Michael Vick is an Eagle now any food containing the word dog has been banned. #
Russell: I wonder if the Moosic cops ever arrested anyone for playing their MOOSIC too loud. LOL. #
Stuck in traffic near Avoca exit on 81. – http://bkite.com/0baCF #
Hoping for no vasovagal episodes today. #
She came into the bedroom window like a blue girl. Like a blue girl. Like a blue girl. #
Recycling Thursday / Farmer's Market Thursday / Thursday before Pay Day #
I'm at Lee Park Ave & Olive St, , PA 18706, United States – http://bkite.com/0bdtG #
Every missing piece of me I can find in a melody. #
Clusterfuck on 29 north. Should have taken Huntsville Rd or Rte 11. #nepa #traffic #
Facebook 3.0 for iPhone rules! Now I can chat again without getting booted out of the app. #
Would pay top dollar for someone to burn down the ragweed field adjacent to the Drunken Redneck Volleyball Team's house right about now. #
Bloggers: remember the Friday Five?! That was fun to answer. I wonder if it still exists? #
Try #2. Have to go back home for my checkbook. Swear I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached. #
#FF @pepperjamceo @signwerks @breakerbrew @ruth107 @officetally @postsecret @sillybeggar @RiversCuomo @NeilBytes @DougCurrin @johndawe #
More #FF: @IanMaffett @FSEnterprises @Fathercabbage @wkdr @TurkeyHillDairy @ChooseNEPA @PeterParker_PA @lovelylisting @GWBChamber @gmFunkd #
Having wayyyyyy too much fun today. #
At the end of the day there's nothing like yoga pants and a cold miller lite. #
What a crappy day for a company picnic. At least the weather matches my mood today, so there's that. #
@akziggy Knoebels. #
Gabby and I have matching 'fros this morning. #
At Knoebels – http://bkite.com/0biBF #
Driving home from Knoebels now. Rainbow sighting! http://twitpic.com/fraua #
I am totally hating on socks right now. #
@akziggy Very fun, but VERY tiring. #
Dear Java & Pogo, Can't we all just get along? Love & Kisses, Michelle #
Coffee and cleaning. But where is the coffee? And who's doing the cleaning? #
@jasonpercival Make some for me please. Make sure you get the chocolate covered kind from @signwerks while you're at it! in reply to jasonpercival #